Brendan Cooke

Hot air balloon enthusiast

[Brendan Cooke @becooked]

@sdpope @JonnyLomond How does this happen? I once suddenly had Indonesian pop music on the part where it tells you what music you listen to an unhealthy amount

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In all fairness, Nancy Pelosi deserves to be chosen Speaker of the House by the Democrats. If they give her a hard time, perhaps we will add some Republican votes. She has earned this great honor!

[Brendan Cooke @becooked]

At one point this man was known for representing preferable but politically unpopular policy positions

[Maxime Bernier @MaximeBernier]

Libs can only sell their carbon tax if they lie.

Lie #1: You’ll get back more money.

Lie #2: It’s a price on “pollution.”

CO2 is NOT pollution. It’s what comes out of your mouth when you breathe and what nourishes plants.

[Brendan Cooke @becooked]

As if we needed any more proof that most of Ford’s positions are insincere

[Toronto Star @TorontoStar]

Ontario Premier Doug Ford is accusing Prime Minister Justin Trudeau of “rushing legal cannabis out of the door” before police have a reliable machine to test for drug-impaired driving, charging this is “putting people at risk.”
https://t.co/gwhBGRDHu6

[Brendan Cooke @becooked]

Enfin la raison d’être de la CAQ, de « prendre soin » des immigrants.

[François Legault @francoislegault]

Je rejette toute association avec Mme Le Pen. Les Québecois sont accueillants et généreux. Nous allons accueillir des milliers d’immigrants chaque année, mais nous allons le faire d’une façon qui favorise l'intégration. On va en prendre moins, mais on va en prendre soin.

[Brendan Cooke @becooked]

Seeking funny comments on logo

[People's Party of Canada @peoplespca]

Read Maxime Bernier’s statement on the new party’s name and what principles it will fight for.
https://t.co/PqwC9IWYeE

[Andrew Coyne 🇺🇦🇮🇱🇬🇪🇲🇩 @acoyne]

As a fiscal conservative, let me applaud the conspicuous lack of spending on the logo. https://t.co/mRinqDwlCW

[Brendan Cooke @becooked]

@GuyCaronNPD But it does entrench large producers over smaller ones...

[Brendan Cooke @becooked]

Is there a specific word for when politicians put money into ridings they want to win? Is it “corruption”?

[Liberal Party @liberal_party]

The Liberal Government is investing in new rapid transit across Metro Vancouver, so British Columbians can spend less time commuting and more time doing what they love. #cdnpoli #bcpoli

[feline musk 🐈💦 @daggertrout]

Two movies that have been hilariously misinterpreted:

One about the struggles of coming out written by two trans women.

The other about a critique of toxic masculinity written by a gay man.

[Brendan Cooke @becooked]

Donald Trump performance review. Christmas bonus in peril

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Two long running, Obama era, investigations of two very popular Republican Congressmen were brought to a well publicized charge, just ahead of the Mid-Terms, by the Jeff Sessions Justice Department. Two easy wins now in doubt because there is not enough time. Good job Jeff......

[David Frum @davidfrum]

Hosted by Jeanine Pirro?

[Brendan Cooke @becooked]

@CochraneCBC @PaulAntleNL @ChesCrosbie Allowing you to avoid explanation by putting things between them

[Brendan Cooke @becooked]

@CochraneCBC @PaulAntleNL @ChesCrosbie A crown corporation which sells jiggs and reels?

[Brendan Cooke @becooked]

One thing we all have in common: conservative pundits undermining faith in our most important institutions

[Andrew Coyne 🇺🇦🇮🇱🇬🇪🇲🇩 @acoyne]

In other countries the government is held to account by the opposition and the media. In Canada the opposition is held to account...

[Brendan Cooke @becooked]

@Bill_Morneau Glad to hear you guys didn’t miss it! That a tweet is necessary to confirm that you actually received it is a little concerning

[The Globe and Mail @globeandmail]

‘Great thing’ for Conservative Party that abortion proposal failed: Lisa Raitt https://t.co/3x9U9yhYcA @GlobePolitics

[Brendan Cooke @becooked]

@M_R_Sullivan Nice Michael! Although I find the argument that the welfare of cows is improved by less of them existing is a bit bizarre

[Brendan Cooke @becooked]

@ChesCrosbie So... you enjoy reading about harassment

[Andrew Coyne 🇺🇦🇮🇱🇬🇪🇲🇩 @acoyne]

Jesus