Al Ways-Becrootin

[Al Ways-Becrootin @becrootin]

Don’t let the liberal media convince you this man is “cool”. We don’t forget a losers face @ChicagoBears #eberflus

[Al Ways-Becrootin @becrootin]

@ChipotleTweets Cut. The. Check. We steal because we just paid $24 for a slop mixture in a cardboard/tinfoil bowl.

[Al Ways-Becrootin @becrootin]

@ChipotleTweets it’s $40 to feed two people at your restaurants, and the food kind of sucks. You’ve lost the fucking plot

[Al Ways-Becrootin @becrootin]

There should be a designated coach yelling “HUSTLE!!!! LETS GO MOVE YOUR FEET!!!!” At passengers getting off flights

[Al Ways-Becrootin @becrootin]

Damn😔 no eagles pro-bowlers

[Al Ways-Becrootin @becrootin]

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[Chris Bryant @HogfarmerChris]

Lincoln financial field lives up to its fan experience for opposing team fans.

I was verbally & physically harassed, taunted, threatened.

I had stuff thrown at me. All in the name of football.

I truly wish the @NFL would address the conduct of code there.

#RaiseHail

[Al Ways-Becrootin @becrootin]

@ReggieLasagna @FIRE_DAVEY They would be alive because Carter won the race. Do your #research

[Al Ways-Becrootin @becrootin]

@FIRE_DAVEY Nvm. Didn’t realize ur not a chiefs fan, instead you’re the biggest loser commanders fan on the internet. A high bar to set

[Al Ways-Becrootin @becrootin]

@FIRE_DAVEY Bro ur team literally had tyreek hill and Kareem hunt at the same time…

[Chris Marler @Vern_Funquist]

Backup UNC lacrosse players finding out they’re about to be starting wide receivers

[Al Ways-Becrootin @becrootin]

Me: *Speaking in low raspy Asian voice*

Girlfriend: “OMG babe you sound exactly like the English dubs on Korean tv!”

[Al Ways-Becrootin @becrootin]

@bonchieredstate You expect them to know what they’re arguing about?

[Al Ways-Becrootin @becrootin]

*in the scenario the runner hasn’t given himself up (sliding, going out of bounds, etc.)

[Al Ways-Becrootin @becrootin]

That no call in Georgia Texas game was good for football. If the runner puts himself in a vulnerable position, the defensive player shouldn’t be penalized.

[Al Ways-Becrootin @becrootin]

In an uber right now. Still true

[Al Ways-Becrootin @becrootin]

Uber fucking sucks.
Some guy who learned to drive on the right side of the road 6 months ago is taking me 12 miles and I pay $50.
Always a busted car and they drive 15mph under the speed limit out of fear of getting pulled over

[Al Ways-Becrootin @becrootin]

Nothing smells worse than a public bathroom on a cold, rainy day.

[Al Ways-Becrootin @becrootin]

@DiBonaNFL I don’t care about the stats. Isaiah Rodgers fucking blows. Do not fucking resign him. DB is debatably our deepest position. Him, bradberry, gone. Rick’s, ringo, slay, Mitchell and dejean is better than at least 20 other db rooms in the NFL

[Al Ways-Becrootin @becrootin]

For a 30% tip I expect fellatio to be included with my food. Also…
If you need goodwill from strangers to make a living wage… maybe get some skills.
I’m not talking about the 19 y/o girl serving me as her summer job… I’m talking about you 29 y/o girls who never held a job

[Mr. Edgelord Walmart Guy @ASo1omons]

How about go fuck yourself.

You're not about to tell me how I spend my money.

Good talk.

[Al Ways-Becrootin @becrootin]

#wentzday

[T @TerrillCharming]

@shawngotswole We are losing recipes. Where is the R&B? Where is the jazz? Where are the lover girls at?