Becca Wyman

Sarcasm is my second language

[Becca Wyman @becs4216]

@lyft really needs frequent flyer miles or something 😂

[Becca Wyman @becs4216]

Working best under pressure is great, but also a stressful habit 😂

[Becca Wyman @becs4216]

Pictures of morel mushrooms make me physically cringe because of their freaky looking texture. Is that weird?

[Becca Wyman @becs4216]

If I ever got a Tinder or Bumble, I'd probably just make my bio a solid dad joke

[Becca Wyman @becs4216]

It doesn't matter how many times I've seen Friends, I still laugh out loud every episode

[Becca Wyman @becs4216]

Dear neighbor,

If I can accurately Shazam what you're listening to from my apartment, it could probably be turned down a smidge.

Sincerely,
I like to go to bed at 10 pm 😁

[Becca Wyman @becs4216]

#Sullivans #TouchtunesTV

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My reaction when the Amazon delivery guy asked me if I was "seeing anyone"

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Have you ever yelled at your tv multiple times throughout watching a show? Because same. Thanks Riverdale.

[Becca Wyman @becs4216]

Does anyone else get extreme satisfaction from your song ending exactly as you park your car? 😅

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Okay but why did I just cry at the end of Elf when they were singing loud for all to hear? 😅

[Becca Wyman @becs4216]

A hippo onesie, a Christmas sweater, and two bottles of wine. Solid Walmart purchase. 😂

[Becca Wyman @becs4216]

Real convo from last night, but this happens SO often:

Person: "I know you're young, but blah blah..."
Me: "Wait a second, how old do you think I am?"
Person: "Hmm, 19?"
Me: "I'll actually be 25 next week"

[Becca Wyman @becs4216]

I keep forgetting my birthday is next week. I guess that's how it goes when you're going to be 25+ 😅

[Becca Wyman @becs4216]

Do you ever feel too tall to even be a part of a conversation? Because same.

[Becca Wyman @becs4216]

My mom this morning (eating a banana) as we're trying to rush her out of the hotel room: "I'm sorry, I've never chugged a banana before!" 😂

[Becca Wyman @becs4216]

Is having a slow, boring day at work a good reason to get a Tinder or Bumble? I just need some entertainment

[Becca Wyman @becs4216]

I'm a significantly happier person when the sun is shining ☀️

[Becca Wyman @becs4216]

I'm one of those people that can pretty much fall asleep anywhere at any time

[Becca Wyman @becs4216]

Most Friday nights: drinking
Tonight: On my couch and I just took a Buzzfeed quiz "Which Green Vegetable Matches Your Personality"
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I got spinach.. Riveting evening 😅