🐝Rebecca Plover🐝

35yr old mum to two boys who both have Autism. Pretty eclectic when it comes anything 🐝Proud Mancunian🐝 ❤Love British Police❤

[🐝Rebecca Plover🐝 @bectasticmummy]

https://t.co/7YNaRxzy3O There can be no hierarchies of oppression

[🐝Rebecca Plover🐝 @bectasticmummy]

How do i report a dangerous dog? On the council site, it only shows banned dogs and not a dog that's a danger. An xl breed of dog on my street keeps getting out, and it's just gone for my little one

[🐝Rebecca Plover🐝 @bectasticmummy]

I just heard this lyric: "Don't use love to ask for forgiveness for your bad behaviour," and idk why, but it just sticks. It's quite profound. The more I think about it, the more I feel it.

[🐝Rebecca Plover🐝 @bectasticmummy]

8yr: My body is small but I'm very strong. I'm hungry but not for food but to be good at things like being nice and to be the best at my job
Me: what's your job?
8yr: I don't know but I want to be the best at it
Me: *that's pretty deep thought tbh* I'm sure you'll do your best❤️

[🐝Rebecca Plover🐝 @bectasticmummy]

I'm the biggest dick in all of Dickington! Not eaten for days because of illness, finally crave food and I want seaweed! I had to order random stuff to make up the delivery fee. Guess what 1 hour later it arrives and I've not ordered seaweed 😭 just here with food I can't eat 😭

[🐝Rebecca Plover🐝 @bectasticmummy]

My son and his beautiful girlfriend Heather at Prom 🥲

[🐝Rebecca Plover🐝 @bectasticmummy]

Little guy gave the Kiki homework and she's been working hard 😂

[🐝Rebecca Plover🐝 @bectasticmummy]

I tell ya what, these trauma nightmares have really started playing fun games deviating from the normal narrative and within the 20 minutes of closing my eyes too! So no sleep for me tonight but a fun night of over-analysing wtf just happened is ahead :/ :)

[🐝Rebecca Plover🐝 @bectasticmummy]

8yr old asked some questions about the war so while I'm explaining he starts to laugh uncontrollably! I was about ready to tell him off but he shouts between breaths 'POO TIN'
no baby it's Putin not poo tin 😂 he laughed so much he got the hiccups, kids and poop jokes 🤷‍♀️

[🐝Rebecca Plover🐝 @bectasticmummy]

Me: do you have a hero you look up to, someone who is good you want to be like?
8yr old: hmm 🤔 I guess myself because I'm nice and I want to be like me.
Me: ...😌

[🐝Rebecca Plover🐝 @bectasticmummy]

Little guy wants to become leader of the world so he can join all the countries up "so there are no more wars and everybody can just love each other"

[🐝Rebecca Plover🐝 @bectasticmummy]

7yr old: mum we evolved from monkeys to humans so why are there still any monkeys ?
Me: *googles*
This kid has away to make me feel dumb

[🐝Rebecca Plover🐝 @bectasticmummy]

15yr old has stopped asking obscure random questions but now 7yr old has started He's mad I don't know the total animal population throughout Africa and more mad I don't know the population of people that inhabit Australia Nor do I know the average number of slices in bread loaf

[🐝Rebecca Plover🐝 @bectasticmummy]

@NotJayNow I reported them as a fake account pretending to be a Korean actor and was sending creepy messages..... I accidentally reported myself for these things!
There are always silly accidents but I'm always the star of my own show when it occurs 🤣🤣

[🐝Rebecca Plover🐝 @bectasticmummy]

When you go to report a creep online but you accidentally report yourself and now you're banned... life really played that uno reverse card 👍 smh at myself 🤦‍♀️

[🐝Rebecca Plover🐝 @bectasticmummy]

@NotJayNow I really just wasn't paying attention and I f*ed up. I laughed too just because of my pure idiocy. Now they've refused my appeal I'm not laughing quite as hard but still chortling 🤣

[🐝Rebecca Plover🐝 @bectasticmummy]

@chriso433 Good Job that stuff doesn't bother me but I was a little hurt they didn't like me... I'm pretty nice I think 😂

[🐝Rebecca Plover🐝 @bectasticmummy]

Me little guy n bird in the living room.
Lil guy: mum why is everyone staring at you?
Me: ? *looks around confused*
Lil guy: everyone in here is just looking at you *points at several unoccupied places*
Me: 😳👀 maybe they just want to be friends
Lil guy: no they don't like you

[🐝Rebecca Plover🐝 @bectasticmummy]

Casually sitting in my living room and get jumped on by two squirrels! which I then spend 20 minutes chasing them out of my house! So yeah pretty normal day 😏
Note to self: don't forget to close the windows.

[🐝Rebecca Plover🐝 @bectasticmummy]

Little guy: do people have guns?
Me: not in the UK, it's police that have them for emergencies
Lg: like a zombie apocalypse?
Me: no, bad guys... The police protect people.
Lg: yeah like the queen
Me: not just the queen, they protect everyone.
Lg: dogs too?
Me: yes, dogs too.