sincerely me alex e

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

wow

[kathy @f4eth]

Seeing Austin Powers on television as a child made me feel extremely, extremely insecure and like the world is just empty, just nothing. I could pass away and it would mean nothing. To anyone

[sincerely me alex e @bedbits]

@balefulrays what signifies initiation over completion—a conjunction?

[sincerely me alex e @bedbits]

feels so good to love your mechanic

[sincerely me alex e @bedbits]

@fax_me that bartender is a jerk and he also put ice cubes in my dirty vodka martini that was mostly olive juice

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

April is going to feel like this

[sincerely me alex e @bedbits]

many restaurants have a fun room and a not so fun room and there is nothing sadder than getting punted to the latter

[sincerely me alex e @bedbits]

please read & understand, my friends

[🇺🇦Radio Free NAFO Jack’s House @FluteMagician]

1) This is the executive order that establishes Trump as dictator. It’s also how Trump is going to get around the court orders and defy them. By forcing federal employees to do it or be fired. So now the president alone interprets law. There’s a lot to cover, so let’s begin⬇️

[Alina Stefanescu @aliner]

This is the way, Ubuweb.

[sincerely me alex e @bedbits]

@bowtiepastaa @greerdraws bx hey

[sincerely me alex e @bedbits]

@empressatlantis this happened to me! hated them but would’ve been life-changing $ plus health care i sorely needed. english degree, 10+ years of astro experience & worked so hard on my application too. dropped me with the flattest form email & i’m so embarrassed for making the effort

[sincerely me alex e @bedbits]

too many men think they’re kermit

[sincerely me alex e @bedbits]

@womanbrain aw man i’m sad this city did sucketh :/ i feel ya, enjoy the moss and mountains!

[boss @boss_on_here]

In 2025 we're putting our groceries in paper bags with a baguette and celery stalks poking out

[sincerely me alex e @bedbits]

@moodsalad aw geez i don’t like that at all 😂

[sincerely me alex e @bedbits]

new year’s is either for soup and drugs with close confidants or a rager at a total stranger’s posh house and there shall be no in-between

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

why do we have a head
because we need to kiss

[sincerely me alex e @bedbits]

many strange things have occurred in my life but possibly the strangest is that ringo starr owes me $100

[sincerely me alex e @bedbits]

on the upside people have been extremely kind today— letting each other go in traffic, heavy discounts at my eye doctor, warm greetings between strangers in public. i dunno but hey, that’s somethin’ 🥲

[sincerely me alex e @bedbits]

@xX_s4t3r_Xx 😨