So they're like????? Was the wife so tired she COMPLETELY misheard?? Is the cousin going through a psychotic break?? Is this an impersonation scam??? A HUGE case of mistaken identity or wrong number??? THEY DON'T KNOOOOOW and I'm SO weirded out
It gets weirder BECAUSE the wife that picked up the original phone call from the cousin?? DOESN'T KNOW HIS VOICE WELL ENOUGH TO IDENTIFY HIM ON THE PHONE.
I don't usually think I have catholic damage but then I get obsessed with "sacrilegious" depictions of christianity and go. hmmmm. yknow what? maybe this is a thing we'll ignore for now DJSMDNFJD
I am in love with lil nas x as much as a lesbian can love a gay man because everything about that song is iconic and full of reclamation of catholic symbolism and queer rage and I am alive