Mr. Bedgood

not a licensed advisor but my tweets are definitely financial advice

[Mr. Bedgood @bedgood_mr]

My Instagram feed is almost nothing but women’s college track athletes. I need help.

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What’s going to happen when Peeves sees new Snape for the first time?

Probably won’t call him an ickle firsty.

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“Old white men gangbang young black guy” did not send me to the link I was hoping for #NFLDraft2025

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Nobody:

47 year old Ivy League sports announcers: pick aND ROLL THAT THANG TO THE BASKET SLAMMED IN FOR 2

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Yo, these homogenized ass women look insane.

Every chick these days has platinum blonde hair, Oscar Meyer lips, a pointed chin, contoured rhinoplasty nose and blown out cheeks. Not to mention those waxy ass Botox faces don’t move a damn muscle.

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Me: watching pimple videos on @Snapchat

@ChipotleTweets: hungry?

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Dude said file her under would probably smash is people might find out, would definitely smash if nobody would find out. Huhhhhh? 🙃

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Weird af when people run to socials to express their “grief.”

“Everyone grieves differently!!”

Nah, youre just using literally anything to chase clout and thumbs ups. Weirdos bro.

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The Satanic Hispanics are a joke!

Leave Jakobi Meyers on the bench and start Treylon Burks? Put Kadarius Toney in the lineup?

Two Browns pass catchers? This team is going to get run all season and they deserve it.

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Yoooo @gm__golf is it weird most of the world has seen ya ole lady boobs? Not me, of course. But most of the world. 🐶🐶🐶

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So uh.. @sydney_sweeney makes me feel things. Sheesh.

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@IAMannalynnemcc If you scroll down in her pictures you can see her tits, so that’s something.

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Sources: Brian Kelly sticks his weenie through the boxer hole when he bangs his wife. Nice going @LSUfootball

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Bruh, all #CaymanNebraska wanted was the old pointer in the pooper and now @CoachUrbanMeyer is about to get fired while horny

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So are we allowed to say that @MrZackMorris name is Ed Constantine now?

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Hobbies include scrolling backward through girls’ pictures and watching their lips get thinner and foreheads more wrinkled

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#NeverForget

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I just made 30 and I’m still out here eating pizza rolls like I’m 18. Something gotta give.

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@JoshMandelOhio Do you wake up every day and tell your intern to tweet the dumbest shit they can think of or so you do this yourself?

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@BleacherReport I still salute my Johnny Football jersey everyday and wear it with pride. I don’t give a damn. YOU MY MY BOY BLUE! @JManziel2