Horny Guacamole

Michael Stone

[Horny Guacamole @bedog_69]

Match thread 2024/25

1. Colo Colo 1-0 Deportes Santa Cruz
13/7/24

[Jake 🇬🇧 @jakonian]

“He was gay”

Don’t care

“Here’s a photo of him where he looks like a bottom”

Don’t care

“He liked cocks”

Don’t fucking care

He was a fucking patriot and he killed countless enemies of British civilization

Rest in peace Patriot

[Horny Guacamole @bedog_69]

Don’t get my hopes up like that please

[Kieran 🇧🇪 @JokerNUFC]

BREAKING. Here we go! With people watching, Geordie born singing sensation Sam Fender has put pen to paper, and has switched allegiances from the Magpies to the Red Devils. Another blow for Newcastle United this summer.
He only wanted Manchester United.

[Horny Guacamole @bedog_69]

@RafiuAdebayo5 @footballontnt Ok Nigerian how goods your football league

[Horny Guacamole @bedog_69]

@bolololiver Careful not to toe the line into Thatcherite territory tho

[Horny Guacamole @bedog_69]

Only thing sir kier Rodney can do now to not have a completely and utterly tarnished legacy is give us next Monday off if we make final and declare another bank holiday if we win balls your court peg nose!

[Horny Guacamole @bedog_69]

I ain’t getting the bus to Valencia from home am I you prat

[Horny Guacamole @bedog_69]

Hahaha dead funny this one like all for goods snippets of bants like this one

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

England vs. Argentina.

Winner keeps the Falklands.

[Horny Guacamole @bedog_69]

Hope we lose now

[Ministry of Defence 🇬🇧 @DefenceHQ]

Norway may row. But England roars 🦁🦁🦁

Good luck tonight team, from our Armed Forces around the world! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@England

[Horny Guacamole @bedog_69]

@jetr0sexual Ann Widdecombe dead mate show some respect

[Horny Guacamole @bedog_69]

Cheers Elon for making mongs profit off utter drivel like this

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 REMINDER: Kylian Mbappé has NEVER been eliminated from World Cup in his career.

[Horny Guacamole @bedog_69]

@jetr0sexual Go to warehouse project 🕺

[Horny Guacamole @bedog_69]

Imagine the transfer market without journalists

[Horny Guacamole @bedog_69]

It’s almost as if happy clapping has consequences

[Horny Guacamole @bedog_69]

@jetr0sexual Nice mate

[Horny Guacamole @bedog_69]

@jetr0sexual Is he a yank?

[Tin_Of_Pek 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇰 @PekkTinNUFC]

Geordie excellence vs sunlun inbreeding

[Horny Guacamole @bedog_69]

If we didn’t make half the world have to speak English I wouldn’t have to see utter shite like this fuck imperialism

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

You’re an extremely sick individual if you’re happy about Ronaldo going out of the World Cup

[Horny Guacamole @bedog_69]

@bolololiver @c_0L_e How fucking dare you it’s COLOMBIA!

[Gregg Beerholder 🍺 @MLShater]

😳😳😳😳

[Horny Guacamole @bedog_69]

@bolololiver Yeah Knox down the overall quality of the kit me thinks