Marge Simpsxn

thots and prayers 😌 anon and black and kinda gay and always on some bullshit

[Marge Simpsxn @bedwenchh]

Since my return:

3 new clients I’ve seen more than once
Trial period with a sub
Accidentally sneezed on a man on the train
Hair: laid

[Marge Simpsxn @bedwenchh]

Remembered my password to the burner omgshahshsshd

[Marge Simpsxn @bedwenchh]

The problem is now that I'm active again, it feels like starting all the way over 🫠

I can do it but bitch.

Let me get these multihours chile

[Marge Simpsxn @bedwenchh]

Oh gosh, I'm still here lmao

[Marge Simpsxn @bedwenchh]

Having other SWers mad at me for being booked and not fitting the beauty standard is CRAZY

[Marge Simpsxn @bedwenchh]

A new client called me and left a voicemail explaining what he wanted and then texted to make sure I heard it.
I told him what he wanted I didn’t offer then he proceeded to keep calling leaving wild voicemails

I-

[Marge Simpsxn @bedwenchh]

Got my first holiday girlfriend inquiry and personally

I’m ready to be one of Santa’s best hoes 😭

[Marge Simpsxn @bedwenchh]

Tryst is great but I need find at least 2 more places that give me good clicks and some good hhr every once in awhile

[Marge Simpsxn @bedwenchh]

I’m like 97% sure I’m about to change up how I advertise. Things are incredibly slow outside of my regulars which is fine but the sites are not giving what they are suppose to gave tbh

[Marge Simpsxn @bedwenchh]

Ngl, I could be a holiday girlfriend this year now that I have a little too much time on my hands.

[Marge Simpsxn @bedwenchh]

Last week I had a 3 day with a regular that is always amazing. This week I have a lunch with someone with dead mother issues. I’m gonna…

[Marge Simpsxn @bedwenchh]

It’s absolutely exhausting continuously explaining to clients how I don’t want to talk about my “worst experiences”.

Find God my brother is Christ 😭

[Marge Simpsxn @bedwenchh]

Everything is EXHAUSTING

[Marge Simpsxn @bedwenchh]

A 6 hour date is my favorite because it’s 2 hours of foreplay and 4 hours of a client telling me about his daily stresses.

Yes yes. Talk to me.

[Marge Simpsxn @bedwenchh]

I need all the good shit to start happening to me because girl what the fuck

[Marge Simpsxn @bedwenchh]

I’ve been pussyfooting around and now I have a FMTY in two weeksbdjdjshshshelpshshshshhs

[Marge Simpsxn @bedwenchh]

@pillowpsmarriot I just say it now. Some have been really appreciative knowing before they decide to contact. Kinda saves you the conversation

[Marge Simpsxn @bedwenchh]

@QueenMazi4 It’s the only RIGHT way to say it 😭😂

[Marge Simpsxn @bedwenchh]

I hit place order and hour ago but came back for these. A problem? I don’t have one 😌

[Marge Simpsxn @bedwenchh]

@camxeleven I already know this tea will give me the sugars.

I’ll take it in this please.