went to winnerโs chapel today, something compelled me to, attended first service.
i didnโt want to attract attention to myself so i decided to go with my 13 pro max instead of my 17 pro max, just to lay low.
when i tried to enter the building, there was a spiritual barrier blocking me, i was confused. this has never happened. โam i unclean?โ i asked myself.
then the pastor yelled โJob 11:14. If iniquity is in your hand, put it far away, and let not injustice dwell in your tentsโ. i looked at my hands immediately and i understood, God doesnโt accept filth in his house, i was holding a 13 pro max.
i got rid of the phone at once, drove home to get my 17 pro max and i was welcomed into the church with a joyous atmosphere.
Christians wey believe say one day, rapture go come, everybody for earth go disappear, Dey laugh Muslim wey hope to get 72 virgins for heaven
Religion fit make person kolo I swear ๐
E get situations wey you no fit meet some kind nggas. Them get OT like mad, not even due to experience but through Observation. Them don already know how e go play before them playโฆ.
Nonchalant nggas would forever stay winning๐ฏโฆ