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Fake news you can trust - and now understand. No affiliation with bb

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@TrainSloth @TheBabylonBee No, the best part is explaining the joke.

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@aj_powers It’s all over the place

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@stclairashley @NuanceBro Can I?

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@The_Kyle_Mann Questions like this would stop if I got unblocked!

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@bee_explained @TrainSloth @TheBabylonBee The second best part is explaining the explanation to the joke

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@ExplainedBee @TheBabylonBee @AriMorris10 I did not see you til now, and omg I love this. Alas, it’s too late my friend—I’ve been blocked.

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@MRobles1996 @SBF_FTX

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The joke is after getting banned for satire, getting Elon to spend $44 billion to get you unbanned, the bee then blocks others for satire. @SBF_FTX, I may need your help to buy the bee to unblock me.

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@TheBabylonBee The joke is that speech is literal violence and merely reading dissenting opinions is enough to kill someone.

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@TheBabylonBee The joke is that traditional marriage is now a sexual deviancy and polyamorous pansexual puppetphilia is the norm.

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@keneewauwau @TheBabylonBee That’s for pronouns

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@TheBabylonBee The joke is that the only thing the squad hates more than straight white men is the Jews.

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@TheBabylonBee The joke is that “experts” are just normal people except their existence depends on you listening to them.

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@TheBabylonBee The joke is that Jordan Peterson, notorious far right facist, could help anyone turn their life around (even Darth Vader) by teaching them to clean their room.

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@TheBabylonBee The joke is that Obama loves murdering people with drones almost as much as he loves himself

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@TheBabylonBee The joke is that apple simps for China but claims to be privacy and freedom focused.

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@TheBabylonBee The joke is that the “right wingers” here are the entire Chinese populace and the common sense restrictions are welding people into their homes. This is funny because the right wingers protested restrictions in America, and were gaslit for opposing science.

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@TheBabylonBee The joke is that celebrities think being conservative is worse than being a pedo.

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@TheBabylonBee Sir. https://t.co/43H39G8asu

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@TheBabylonBee The joke is that Stephen king’s Twitter is actually literally deranged

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@TheBabylonBee The joke is that Tucker Carlson always has a sour face and won’t listen to anyone, even his mother.