turd bundy

[turd bundy @beeahh21]

Quitting college to become a rapper

[dre 🇵🇸 @altoidsrevenge]

dis new algorithm sucks all i see is fight videos, niggas ion follow, n da dumbest fucking discourse i’ve ever seen in my life

[Patrick Lyons @p_lyons_]

couldn’t unhear it so i had to do this

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

RETWEET IF YOU WANT FREE WINGS

[solé @layxsnv]

Michael Jackson with Bob Marley in 1978

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

#SuckIt

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

Just chillin', hbu?

[Travonne Edwards @Travonne]

“they said you just khalid with a gym membership”

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

Harry Potter was a system quidditch player and would never have survived in today’s more physical era

[Sheets & Giggles @SheetsGiggles]

If @MichaelRyanRuiz honors his bet with @Stugotz790 and shaves his head, we’ll give away free $50 Sheets & Giggles gift cards to anyone who likes and retweets this 💰🛏

If he doesn’t, we get free advertising, and you get nothing 💸

In other words… it’s a heady play 🪒🧔‍♂️

[⚜️SSB⚜️ @aujlaxxo]

All this to beat a 37 year old Lebron

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

The news but in Star Wars

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

“Goodnight fellow humans.”

[devon k @devonko_]

Hi Twitter. I need your help.

A few years ago, I had a freak accident that sent me into catastrophic kidney failure. I've been struggling to find a kidney donor ever since. I'm in dire need of a type O+/- kidney and ask that you please share my story.

#kidneyfordevon

🧵👇

[Erin McGuire Olson @e_mcguire_]

The challenge I’m doing this month is called October and it’s where I just try to get through every day of October

[billiam @BillRatchet]

would u choose dinner with machine gun kelly or $38.26

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Conor McGregor, Mechanics.

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

The Sandman is gliding into 55 today! Happy Birthday to the man who has made me and the world laugh our tails off for 5 decades and counting! From Studboy on MTV to Opera Man on SNL to Happy Gilmore and so many more. Thank you for all the joy you’ve spread!
I love you, brother.

[Anthony Johnson @AXJ76]

Bro none of this is good