kimchi 🐝 💜

37. non-binary, they/them. insecure oversharer, too much sincerity. mentally ill, vocal about it. polyamorous, partnered, always seeking more happy.

[kimchi 🐝 💜 @beeaweirdman]

Soft Shane thread 🧵 : for bad days or just because

[kimchi 🐝 💜 @beeaweirdman]

If anyone wants to find me, my username is the same on the butterfly app.

[kimchi 🐝 💜 @beeaweirdman]

Idk if anyone who knows what I'm talking about is still around but in case you are and were wondering, Every Open Door still has me in a chokehold after all these years. I think about it almost daily.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Hey are you almost done? You look almost done. Can I help? I can type for you. Look I’m typing. I’m typing with my whole body look at me type hahaha

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

it’s funny that there’s a white football player on a midwestern team with an offensive name dating a blonde haired blue eyed country singer and republicans HATE them

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

In the evenings we will sit right here on this front porch and count the stars.

[dave wagner @Dbwagner104]

no one talks about the damage sun beams have done to catkind. cats are helpless against their power. this boy, for instance, is obviously a deep thinker. imagine the discoveries of which he is capable. but it is not to be. his brain is imprisoned behind bars of sunlight.

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

Ted, this is a very cool idea! Quick question: my birth name is "Dmitri", but my stage name is "Misha." I am coming to Texas for a fan convention in 2024. Should I plan to sign "Dmitri?" I just want to make sure I'm in compliance with your new pro-bigotry legislation.

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

You can, however, still post things like “call her Lyndon the way she B on my Johnson” and such

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

Bad news, friends. We can’t post about how much we love Lyndon B Johnson anymore. No more posting about our progressive hero, Lyndon B Johnson, like we all do all the time.

[zach reinert @zachreinert0]

Elon has lost his wife, his kids, 40 billion dollars, and his space ship crashed. It’s like a genre of country music that doesn’t even exist yet

[ً @oscarbeingcute]

need

[kimchi 🐝 💜 @beeaweirdman]

It's so hot out, and we turned the AC down since we were gone for days so it's also hot af inside.

This emoji funny tho.

[sesameposting @sesameposting]

It’s going to be okay! Take a deep breath, in and out, and look at this picture of Baby Bert and Ernie.

[kimchi 🐝 💜 @beeaweirdman]

I was at home depressed in bed, so I decided to go out and get a milkshake since I knew they were on sale. Now I'm sitting in this parking lot listening to a giant storm. Not bad.

[kimchi 🐝 💜 @beeaweirdman]

@LegallyFeisty Ahh that is gorgeous!

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

girl that’s marge simpson

[kimchi 🐝 💜 @beeaweirdman]

Got turned away from my second plasma donation this week bc of a bruise I got at the first one. Rent's coming due, we are short on it as usual, idk how many rabbits we can pull out of our hats this time. 🙃

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

are YOU the next big horrible piece of shit

[J🍉RDAN // CAPPY (ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈) @whtevrusaycappy]

BREAKING: Neon Asexuals Invade LA!🌴

[J🍉RDAN // CAPPY (ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈) @whtevrusaycappy]

Raising a Brewski Beer to all the men out there with double Ken-cision scars!