pinball wizard

I yield my time fuck you // 27 // she/her

[pinball wizard @beebobbo]

Making Jonah sign a pre-nup as we speak

[Dylan Williams @dylanotes]

Rep. @AOC showing how to lead:

“When a private prison camp opens in your town… when a Dreamer is disappeared from your classroom, when the President of the United States destroys what’s left of the Constitution… they will all say ‘we didn’t know this was coming’… they did.”

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Everybody learns, from a pretty young age, that the Nazis were unfathomably evil, and they performed a “Nazi salute,” and this is something you don’t copy in your everyday life: https://t.co/PjTDj8qIeo

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

Insane to me that the Hollywood Reporter, of all places, is commenting on this with any sort of moral clarity while WaPo, NBC, CNN, NYT, etc are actively avoiding any sort of coverage is pathetic. American Journalism is so washed

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

luv is love

[Modern Rome in Freefall 🇵🇸 @ljmontello]

It's Fetterman.

We all know it's him. Not even gonna be a mild surprise when the press release drops.

[Joe Bishop-Henchman 🗽💸⚖️🚆 @jbhenchman]

Executive orders:

🧵

[໊ @buffys]

i’ve always wanted to ratio jake paul

[ Dr. Waitman W. Beorn (waitmanwbeorn.com on 🟦) @waitmanb]

Hi!

Holocaust historian here. Let me see if I can help. That wasn't a "weird salute." It was a Hitler salute. Because Elon is a fucking Nazi.

Hope that helps!

[soul khan @soulkhan]

american jews, this is what our mainstream institutions like the @adl have accepted in exchange for continued political support for israel.

[pinball wizard @beebobbo]

I didn’t realize he was literally built like grimace

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

Wind chill in the teens… as Sen John Fetterman (D-PA) arrives at Capitol in shorts

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

The TikTok vacuum getting filled by an app that’s even more Chinese is unfortunately the funniest possible outcome here

[Yassified to maintain anonymity @throughmyaiz]

The funniest thing about right wingers is that they’re running out of ideas, no strategy 🤣. You’ve won it all. Twice. Everything is currently right wing. Problem is, your life still sucks. You’ve punched down on every minority & won so you now hate, SIGN LANGUAGE?

[Max Blumenthal @MaxBlumenthal]

“This is the scene filmed in May by CBS News in Gaza”

So the State Dept narrative managers at 60 Minutes held this footage for 8 months, publishing it just hours before the end of the Biden era, to ensure no massacres were interfered with and no US officials felt the heat

[pinball wizard @beebobbo]

@mthtpdsht I have the concepts of a plan is up there.