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pls no smart people this account is for the stupids (he/him)

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never gonna shop here again

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❌ ‘baby shoes for sale. never worn’

✅ ‘babyn’t’

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this was in response to a picture of a guy holding a stick, but somehow it got posted as a stand alone tweet. keeping it up tho, all time banger

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good stick

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feel like we ran out of good names for musicians at this point, grammy next year is gonna go to some bloke called like admin12345 or smth

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people in older films used to be more sweaty

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just found out its not called telephone joker in english, it’s lifeline. so boring boo

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now i’ve become sleepy, taker of naps

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@_pem_pem Babyn’t

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@okokitsosk you don’t need to suck me off i’m good tbh but i’m free Sunday if you’re still looking for someone

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my flatmate is using the kitchen and i’m so hungry i’ve started eating oatcakes like its the free bread you get in restaurants

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@slime_machine no sorry :(

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my god i am so vegan sausage at greggs pilled rn 😩

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lmao ok youtube

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plant gang rise up

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🔮 i think app logos will lean more heavily on animation in the future, having some light movement to draw the phone users attention in

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@benpdavidson what happened?

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when i say i’m a big warrior i mean big worrier

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one kiss is all it takes,
falling in love with me,
possibilities,
i look like halloumi 🎶