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In my world everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies

[Habibiz @manlikesaiya]

Mungu baba, hii baridi ni mbaya. Mercedes Benz iko na heated seats tafadhali 🤲🏽

[Chan💕 @FanBoyAndChan]

Under my dictatorship?
Death sentence for men who pee in public spaces

[VE @velmorrra]

and for the lady, perhaps a gun?

[Kiki @Njoki_Njanja]

Thrive to be the ‘Wah, sasa utaduu’ girlie
It makes you more feminine 😘

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

im never beating the easily irritated allegations

[Diva🦸🏻 @CaptainMariamm]

I'm so glad my mother knows I'm so lazy, so she excepts nothing from me in the kitchen

[Manzi wa Nairobi🇰🇪 @City_girllll]

Sijabanjuka in so long omds
I need to go out and enjoy my youth

[princesa @myculofat]

i’m a disappearaholic

[𝓝𝔂𝓪𝓷 @Wangundungu]

🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️when comes to ruining my day, you guys get very creative

[Habibiz @manlikesaiya]

Yaani it's business as usual as if people weren't killed yesterday? Crazy times we're living in

[Rams @ramenrams]

Touching grass won’t work for me, I need my feet in south of france water…

[adhiambo @lettersbyjoy]

The women in administration in Kenyan Highschools must have been handpicked from hell, shit! They are the perpetrators and enablers of student abuse

[Sir Daniel @sir_Danniell]

"send a picture of your tag"🖐️😭

[#Ms Tejada @melanin_afrique]

I think we are too calm about 15 women being gang raped in a whole NAIROBI

[. @gicheng0]

Fake laughing na millenials ni tiresome, zero sense of humour

[irishhh🍃💗 @akuu_bba]

It's funny how I'm always in the "this is the worst batch of student we've ever seen" group

[𝘨𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 @nginarellaxoxo]

Redirect your tithes and offerings to Usikimye 💗

[Cash Fx 📊 @CfcNich]

Woke up William Ruto is still in power