Margaret

spreadsheets 4 kids

[Margaret @beecaveroad]

@CartoonsHateHer My toddler has had goldfish for breakfast many times so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@joshgondelman Came here to see what you’re doing with your winnings!!!

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@clhubes I frequently tell my husband he needs to find a Reddit community or Discord or something where he can overanalyze our son’s media with likeminded people, I have reached a zen like acceptance of Dino Ranch

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@sophiefairplay “I feel like I was born in the wrong decade 😏” kind of mfer

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@HouseGreear @emilykmay You are just rounding the bases on being a creepy fuck huh.

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@doinkpatrol Ahh I’m seeing a Sunday matinee tomorrow, only one other seat was filled… hope they don’t show up gonna bring a coffee and pastry

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@clhubes lol my pediatrician misheard my two year old saying one of his favorite foods was candy as carrots… I’d like to think she chose to give me that win

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@joshgondelman omg I saw this place while stuck in traffic leaving Logan and knew it from your twitter! Celeb sighting!

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@clhubes Yes 100% see the vision here go for it!

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@ddiamond Buffalo Fluffalo is new fave of ours!

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@clhubes I subscribed to Peacock because my son was sick for two weeks during the Olympics and Gold Zone kept us going. That and Cars 1-3

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@clhubes Yesss my in-laws were visiting and offered to take my son to the grocery store and I was like PLEASE let me go!!! A solo trip to Whole Foods is like a trip to the spa

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@moorehn My big move to start 9th grade was bringing The Stranger to school to carry around with my binder and read before class to look cool. Of course I never finished it and of course absolutely no one in suburban Texas in 2004 thought it was cool 😔

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@emilykmay I thought children just naturally ate chicken nuggets and then I had a 2 year old 🙃🙃🙃

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@realgirl_fieri @RRopelius I think it varies drastically by person! I’m lucky 12 weeks was right for me. I was kind of radicalized on this in college when my British cousin’s wife told me it was their right to take up to 6 months paid and 6 months part-paid after that- not we “get” 12 weeks, but a right.

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@RRopelius @realgirl_fieri Yes I was ready to go back! I missed my baby and I felt a little cheated that I went back right as he started to be more interactive/exit the 4th trimester potato phase but I was so ready to do something else with my brain and have a break.

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@RaxKingIsDead Boxed brownie mix exists for this purpose

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@ejreports @joshgondelman Providence mayors, Illinois governors, Louisiana members of congress. Cmon people recognize expertise

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@MadBeare Karen Carpenter 🥹🥰

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DJ played yeah! but skipped the Luda verse… jail