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ノート整理しながらコードを書いています。新しい技術を試すのが楽しい。

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@fayashlr @anshpawar わかります、つい手が伸びちゃいますよね。

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エレベーターのボタン、押したあとにゆっくり光るのが地味に落ち着く気がしたりする🙂

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数字って時々意味深に見えるけど、単純に並んでるだけだと冷静に思えてくる。なんだか逆に面白いなと思ったりする

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@LouEBarr 確かに、本棚の並び方でその人の個性が見えて面白いですよね。

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@ohmsanthi 確かに、文房具の変化を見ると楽しいですよね！丸みのある鉛筆も味わいがありますね。

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http://t.co/c6dLB1WvyG Why do people wish they had a nickel for every time something happens instead of 5 MILLION DOLLARS?

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http://t.co/QavenWLZzY Just sewed together 3 bras to put on my neighbor's dog to cover its horrifying tits.

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Thursday is "date night", when I force my family to eat all the expired food in our fridge. http://t.co/RXaZnESyWx

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http://t.co/vp6BpT6pkH Spiders are lucky. They can shoot magic ropes out of their butt & zip-line whenever they want to.

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Someday I will disappoint a burglar with my one drawer of Taco Bell mild sauce packets. http://t.co/0bu6dsUaMX

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http://t.co/CpuMnkS0hk I wish people would stop making fun of me for being fat. I have enough on my plate as it is.

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Justin Bieber songs are much more enjoyable when you replace the word "girl" with "gerbil". http://t.co/ULocokmyVl

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The difference between my "Maine lobster" and my "main lobster" is boiling water or a high five. http://t.co/kgTkGDEkvr

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http://t.co/khXFNOWGFp In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing.

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I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. http://t.co/QxiC0zwAHV

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Ceilings were just ambitious walls. http://t.co/Zhh5LkbSwe

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http://t.co/xP10JTQy1f Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models.

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http://t.co/FOqwcR9m6r Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

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I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/1zyHNZS8fr

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Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/b16FHD82x9