Nothing as reliable in this world as the eternal war between name variants. Mark will always despise Marc. Zach will not suffer the Zacks of the world. Ashley does not recognize the humanity of Ashleigh, or Ashlee.
People try to tell me how the grateful dead is a good band and then I hear a song called “Mississippi mud shark” or some bullshit like that and I just get insanely pissed off. It’s like, 25 minutes long and sucks. I fucking despise them.
I do not enjoy the Savannah Bananas. I think a lot of baseball fans feel the same way and are afraid to say anything for fear of sounding like killjoys.