Bethany

Annoying at first but once you get to know me I’m worse

[Bethany @beeeeeewolf]

If thinking about Mrs. Incredible’s ass every day is gay then I don’t wanna be straight

[Bethany @beeeeeewolf]

Every plankton AI cover slaps and you can’t convince me otherwise

[Bethany @beeeeeewolf]

Can someone save me from going back to therapy and just tell me why I need constant praise and validation and that if I don’t get it for even 5 seconds I feel like I might as well be dead??

[Bethany @beeeeeewolf]

I would read the room but unfortunately I don’t know how to read

[Bethany @beeeeeewolf]

Everyone talks about gray hairs & wrinkles as part of aging but I just had to turn the font size up on my phone I wasn’t prepared for the mental toll

[Bethany @beeeeeewolf]

Lady & the tramp except it’s u and me and instead of pasta it’s a nerds rope

[trash jones @jzux]

i need to burn sage but in my brain

[Bethany @beeeeeewolf]

There’s a lot I’m not. But you know what I am?? A ponderer. A dreamer. Completely out of touch with reality.

[Bethany @beeeeeewolf]

Imma keep scrolling tho

[Bethany @beeeeeewolf]

I really don’t think my brain was made to consume all this media it’s too much sometimes

[Bethany @beeeeeewolf]

Feelin like a feral animal snared in the bear trap of life you feel me

[Bethany @beeeeeewolf]

Nothings stopping you from sending random people gamepigeon 8 ball requests

[Bethany @beeeeeewolf]

@nickarena14 It blows big time for sure

[Bethany @beeeeeewolf]

Microdosing (skipping my antidepressant) just to feel something (brain zaps)

[Bethany @beeeeeewolf]

@nickthique I’m not sayin today I’m just sayin ~in general~

[Bethany @beeeeeewolf]

Yeah sex is cool but have you tried ripping the pen in your car after the gym

[Bethany @beeeeeewolf]

This guy just asked the Soarin worker “which row can I be in if I want to see everybody’s feet?” Bro what

[Bethany @beeeeeewolf]

Woah woah woah watch your language bro you kiss your dog on the lips with that mouth??

[Bethany @beeeeeewolf]

Every time i hold my friends baby I just look at him and think wow I’m so jealous I wish I was a thoughtless, limp noodle ass baby not aware of this harsh world

[Bethany @beeeeeewolf]

“🙏🏼” but not in a prayer way. In a 2 dudes high fiving during an Eiffel Tower kinda way