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[emelda agbazue @E_Mi_Mi_5]

Stop trying to prove to people that you are happy in your marriage on social media, meanwhile, in real life you’re not.

To what end?🤷‍♀️

[Katy  @Maroup_]

I was on a bus today and two women started arguing over a seat.

The driver got fed up and shouted,

“The ugly one should take the seat!”

Neither of them sat. They both stood until the end of the trip. 😂😂

[𝓗𝓪𝓯𝓼𝓪𝓽 𝓢𝓾𝓵𝓮𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓷 @hafsat_suleimn]

Wannan kiss ne ko jininta yake zuqowa?💔😂🚶‍♀️

[EQRAAAM @Eqraaam]

Companies pay YouTube to show their Ads and
We pay YouTube to not show their Ads

[Mosvilla @iammosvilla]

What would you do if you found out your hotel room was actually a passageway to another guest's room? Would you feel comfortable staying there ??

[Katy  @Maroup_]

My wife texted me while I was at work.

“Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way home, and Nihal says hi. 😊”

I replied:

“Who is Nihal?”

She said:

“Nobody. I just wanted to make sure you actually read my messages.”

So I decided to have a little fun.

I replied:

“I’m actually with Nihal right now. Which one are you talking about?”

She instantly replied:

“Where are you?”

I said:

“At the vegetable market.”

She replied:

“Stay there. I’m coming right now!”

About 10 minutes later, she texted..

[Commentary - MovieCentral⁠ @moviecentralx]

Nobody could've nailed this scene like Cage did.

[AHMED LEFTER. @UTDAhmard]

It was raining heavily, and I was stranded at the roadside with no umbrella. Within minutes, my clothes were soaked, and I had already accepted that I would have to wait until the rain eased.
Then, a black SUV with heavily tinted windows slowly pulled up right in front of me.

[𝓐𝓶𝓫𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 ☘️ @steph44593]

Guy waiting for a perfect moment and Stan up to the bully Timing was everything 😂🤫

[أنــــس🍷 @malantrent]

The owner of this gold can buy Elon Musk’s entire lifestyle. This must be worth more than 1trillion dollars.

[bilqees muhammad @MegadonZinare]

Thursday Lunch. 😋
What are you pairing your jollof rice with? 🍛👇
moimoi
Salad 🥗 or
plantain?

[Nafisan Mamanta @Fees__empire_]

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[BEN_JUICE_WRLD @postbyben]

A friend borrowed $500 from me.
He promised he’d pay me back “next Friday.”
Next Friday came.
Nothing.
The Friday after that…
Nothing.
Three months later he invited me to his birthday dinner at an expensive restaurant.
When the bill arrived, everyone suddenly became quiet.

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[AHMED LEFTER. @UTDAhmard]

It was a quiet Thursday morning. I had barely finished saying my prayers when my phone suddenly started ringing nonstop. One call... then another... then another. Before I could even answer, my screen was flooded with missed calls and dozens of messages.
My heart began to race.
The last time my phone rang like that was the day we lost my uncle. With trembling hands, I picked up the next call.

[Ayshatou🥀🥀 @rukks90]

Something similar happened to us. They had already done everything and even took the bride to her husband's house.

Then the issue of kudin siyan baki came up. One of the bride's maids insisted the groom had to pay ₦200,000, while the groom's side refused, saying they wouldn't pay a single naira. An argument broke out.

I was even the one telling the bride's maid to calm down. Eventually, we all left the house.

After we left, the bride refused to unveil her face. She told the groom she wouldn't do it until he paid the money because, according to tradition, it had always been done that way in her family.

The groom said he wasn't paying anything. The bride replied that she would return to her parents' house. He warned her that if she left, he would divorce her.

She still went back to her parents' house... and he divorced her.

[priscal @GinikaOgbo30906]

My favourite Cousin ran off with my husband, convinced he was the CEO of a $2 billion furniture empire.

At the last settlement meeting, she flicked $100 across the table and sneered, “Take a cab back to your parents’ house. Goodbye.” Then my attorney suddenly ......

[Josiah @josiahjdp]

My wife has been in a coma for 6 years, but every night I noticed that her clothes were being changed. I suspected something was wrong, and pretended that I was leaving on a business trip.

I secretly returned at night and looked through the bedroom window, I was in shock...

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