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[beef @beef__jake]

You’re trying to talk to me at the bar and I’m calculating the PSI in each tire outside by sight alone

[beef @beef__jake]

@EmoryDoesnt Clearly performing at high capacities

[beef @beef__jake]

Mountain goats? Front bottoms? CSH? Boybands

[emmy @EmoryDoes]

Jacob just called the mountain goats a boy band

[beef @beef__jake]

@EmoryDoes Do me

[beef @beef__jake]

@daughter_ion the wobbling is cunty

[beef @beef__jake]

@vaginaboy420 Gimmie a few years!

[beef @beef__jake]

@bugsluvr @EmoryDoes Ty 🤩

[beef @beef__jake]

@EmoryDoes 😃

[beef @beef__jake]

@uncanny_eli These are my plans for myself one day, and I’m pretty sure just nobody is going to know. As a man, I’ll just appear to gain weight (and then maybe lose it). I’m more scared for what happens after once I actually have my child

[beef @beef__jake]

@sonnerly Lol I couldn’t remember the name of work in progress

[beef @beef__jake]

Reading https://t.co/IrxxRb1bPE

[beef @beef__jake]

ppl on here will consider taking T for a sec and then change their display name to “tr*nny shemale femboy trap” like it’s nothing

[beef @beef__jake]

I keep getting ads for “woxers” and they remind me of when I started to wear swim trunks many women asked me if they had started making swim trunks for women

[beef @beef__jake]

@phaguettery If they did this to me then I was already asleep lol

[beef @beef__jake]

I genuinely can’t use twitter anymore this UI is painful

[beef @beef__jake]

LinkedIn Park

[beef @beef__jake]

People are getting too comfy with the “intended audience” excuse lol

[beef @beef__jake]

It’s fucking insane how 78% of young adults literally shit their pants in public and private and we all just pretend this is functional and reasonable behavior

[Jay @jayparth_]

It’s fucking insane how 30% of young adults literally take meth and we all just pretend this is functional and reasonable behaviour