Beef Bennett

Less is more, stay pure, stay poor.

[Beef Bennett @beef_bennett]

Do as I say, not as I do...

@MarkDrakeford You’re an unrealistic coward, far removed from reality.

[Beef Bennett @beef_bennett]

FUCK THE TORIES.

Message me if you want the link to the pre order for these. They’re £13 delivered in the UK. She was the cancer of Wales and the working class, long may she rot. https://t.co/07i5BWpVcJ

[Beef Bennett @beef_bennett]

@theresa_may You’ve got a cheek crying you pathetic wart of a woman.

You have any idea how much pain and death you’ve caused?

You were shit. You will always be shit. Shit and vile.

[Beef Bennett @beef_bennett]

@michaelgove Do something about the climate emergency, you self preserving little Tory rat

[Beef Bennett @beef_bennett]

@theresa_may

Hey Lizard, get any cards today? Doubt it, most people genuinely despise you.

[Beef Bennett @beef_bennett]

@theresa_may Bet you’re over the moon another one of your vile Lizard friends has found a way to make sure more children are hurt under your rule?

You’re a crap Thatcher. Christopher Chope is a deluxe Jimmy Saville.

How do you serpents actually sleep at night? Tory Filth.

[Beef Bennett @beef_bennett]

@theresa_may I get Sunday blues before going back to work on Monday. I bet yours are mega tonight though aren’t they you crusty old Lizard idiot?
Why don’t you quit and give another cruel, self preserving, mouse eating, Tory swine a chance to kill the UK’s poor/disabled people?🇬🇧

[Beef Bennett @beef_bennett]

@theresa_may

You look so stupid in your recent viral disaster. You dancing?? Why, idiot? Why?

No one will ever warm to you, you fool. Your soul is grey and filled with hate for the poor and disabled. There’s no dance that could undo that.

Just resign you wart eating lizard.

[Beef Bennett @beef_bennett]

@BorisJohnson Was it your idea to have a pretend attack just to take the heat off you being a racist, tea offering blob???

Probably not, you’re not clever enough. Well done to your little Tory nonce pals on this one though. The stupid public will fall for it again. Good work!

[Beef Bennett @beef_bennett]

@Jeremy_Hunt @HeikoMaas Shut up you vile fool. Why have you got another job you’ll be really shit at?

Any failure to get a reasonable deal in Europe will be mostly responsible to you being an unbearable worm that’s highly disprespected by everyone in the world.

[Beef Bennett @beef_bennett]

@frankieboyle https://t.co/optDec8t0n

[Beef Bennett @beef_bennett]

Yo T,

Remember that time you and that other rodent chewing head of yours gave birth to Satan? @theresa_may

[Beef Bennett @beef_bennett]

@theresa_may

Hahaha, every day I see you looking stupider and stupider, just quit you forked tongued, soulless, life empty lizard.

Your horrible NI pals won’t even like you soon.

[Beef Bennett @beef_bennett]

@theresa_may Morning soulless, cruel, lizard eating, monster/witch.
Just wanted to say, look how silly you idiots all look, especially you???!!!!

Was this stance invented so you can easily stand astride and piss on the homeless, undetected?

[Beef Bennett @beef_bennett]

@theresa_may Haha, you take orders from Donald Trump! This makes you look even weaker than when you had to go begging to the DUP.

Vile, pathetic, rodent chewing, little lizard aren’t you? Enjoy your part in killing children. No wonder you lot were friends with Jimmy Saville.

[Beef Bennett @beef_bennett]

@AledMrP Was nice knowing you bro. We’re all going to die, hopefully.

[Beef Bennett @beef_bennett]

@theresa_may Remember that your chubby faced, bestiality overlord mate David Cameron issued chemical (nerve gas) export licences to British firms not that long ago, before you go looking for lies to act on.

Just quit your job you vile, soulless, crusty, mouse eating lizard.

[Beef Bennett @beef_bennett]

@thesundaytimes Shame on you for printing this racism.
Why not send this fat toad up to the ‘rain-sodden’ valleys so he can do some research about Welsh peoples integrity and their desire to not have a bridge to the their country named after a benefit scrounging, English royal?

[Beef Bennett @beef_bennett]

Genius. https://t.co/N8ABzR0hq6

[David Plunkert @plunkert]

My first cover for The New Yorker entitled "Blowhard."