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I'm like 90% sure this is all a simulation

[M A R A @beefcheeks21]

@TalkinYanks Like genuinely wtf is this team doing.

[M A R A @beefcheeks21]

@Yankees Can we do SOMETHING with RISP???? 1 for 7 tonight is a crazy stat for an offense heavy team

[Andy @HIBACHI____]

Patrick Mahomes

[M A R A @beefcheeks21]

If Teams gets a TikTok extension, no one is safe from my antics

[madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionless]

Oh fuck yeah add it to teams

[M A R A @beefcheeks21]

@BarstoolOSU @BuckedUpEnergy @ThisSugarShack

[M A R A @beefcheeks21]

@PennStateRivals Don't let Fox Big Noon Kickoff see this 👀👀👀

[M A R A @beefcheeks21]

Michigan's quarterback legit threw for 62 yards and STILL WON. Absolute pathetic outting for OSU. FIRE Ryan Day immediately

[M A R A @beefcheeks21]

FIRE HIM NOW

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Ryan Day and Ohio State have now lost FOUR IN A ROW TO MICHIGAN

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Ryan Day

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Ryan Day

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Everyone saying the Jake Paul/ Mike Tyson fight was the worst sporting event of the year better buckle in for 4 nationally televised Browns games in the next 6 weeks.

[Matt Laine @DaFiretruck]

Not a single American citizen should be forced to pay taxes until the Pentagon passes an audit

[M A R A @beefcheeks21]

That fight was the most boring thing I've ever seen in my life #JakePaulMikeTyson

[M A R A @beefcheeks21]

This was the beginning of my Harry Styles awakening

[M A R A @beefcheeks21]

No okay so don't talk to me for like 48 hours. This man and this group were an essential part of my adolescence, wtf

[iHeartRadio @iHeartRadio]

BREAKING: Liam Payne has died at the age of 31 after reportedly falling from a balcony in Argentina. We are extremely shocked and heartbroken to hear this news. Sending our love to his family, friends and fans around the world. 💔

[M A R A @beefcheeks21]

@TalkinYanks But guys just remember that the wins are "right there in front of us"
I think what's right in front of us is a lousy closing pitcher who needs to be benched for incompetence