Zac

[Zac @beeffwellington]

@KFCBarstool domino rally just unlocked a core rainy/snow day memory

[Zac @beeffwellington]

@FeitsBarstool during the Nikki Glaser interview @KFCradio

[Twisted History @twistedhistory]

Oct. 20th, 1977: Three members of Lynyrd Skynyrd die in a plane crash in Mississippi, but drummer Artimus Pyle survives and rushes to get help from a farm house. He is confronted by a farmer with a gun, and covered in blood, Pyle is shot.

"He was just protecting his family ..."

[Zac @beeffwellington]

Bought a coffee and got told it cost 322 pennies. Might be the oddest but funniest way to refer to price.

[Zac @beeffwellington]

@ILemley09 Why do you think Harvard is so expensive? Just a bunch of useless senior projects

[Zac @beeffwellington]

The real reason Batman hides his identity is because of all the lawsuits for broken bones Bruce Wayne would have to deal with.

[Zac @beeffwellington]

@BizzIsGreat doesn’t know how to read labels and ended up brushing his teeth with cortisone cream.

[Zac @beeffwellington]

Lady in line buying a 30 of bud select turns around and asks me if it tastes like Michelob ultra.
Do I just look like a degenerate drinker?

[Zac @beeffwellington]

@C_Smith50 It was stilll work boots. Haven’t bought the Kicka yet.

[Zac @beeffwellington]

Mowing the lawn jamming out to music from high school. Is this the start of turning into my dad?

[Zac @beeffwellington]

Just saw a guy on a bicycle going through the dunks drive through. #QuarentineLife

[Zac @beeffwellington]

Had a dream last night I missed local day at the dc and woke up in a panic. then I remembered I graduated 4 years ago.

[Zac @beeffwellington]

@thearicjbernard

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

Star Wars’ Dave Filoni with an incredible breakdown on the importance of the Darth Maul fight in ‘The Phantom Menace’ and it may give fans a different perspective on the movie.

[Zac @beeffwellington]

Serious question: does anyone’s mom actually have an insta to see your posts?

[Zac @beeffwellington]

Listening to Kitty deal with parents and their bs during remote learning makes me appreciate teachers so much more.

[Jilly Football @Jilly_Football]

Yo soy fiesta

[Zac @beeffwellington]

@ILemley09 This is metal af

[Zac @beeffwellington]

Say what you will but hotdogs and bean or hotdogs and Mac n cheese was the best “moms working late” dad cooking dinner.

[Zac @beeffwellington]

I will let cat buy anything she wants tomorrow.

[Zac @beeffwellington]

Feels like Netflix is running out of stuff and is just taking anything they have a hard copy of from the ‘00s and throwing at the wall.