beefgrand

nice to meat you

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

Klobuchar said the vaccine for the corona Virus is in some kid's head in West Virgina. Find this goddam kid. NOW!!!!!!!!

[beefgrand @beefgrand]

On @HardballChris tonight @Schwarzenegger warned us about “da dangers of cherry mongering” to fair national elections. #themoreyouknow #Stayinformed #cherrymongering

[beefgrand @beefgrand]

Somebody just let off a #silentbutdeadly fart in the quiet commute car, which, in their defense, is not only NOT against the rules but in a way is encouraged. #farts #GoodMorningAmerica

[beefgrand @beefgrand]

The most unbelievable thing about the time traveling extraterrestrial movie #Sphere is #DustinHoffman being #SharonStone’s love interest

[beefgrand @beefgrand]

My mom sounds like @djkhaled when she uses the tv remote voice command #Verizon #xfinity

[James Corden @JKCorden]

Oh my god. This is just sensational. Please watch and retweet.

[beefgrand @beefgrand]

All around generally uncomfortable with my skin being an “organ”. #ThursdayThoughts #internalorgans

[beefgrand @beefgrand]

I dunno I think #AdamLevine intentionally took his shirt off in #PepsiHalftime #SuperBowl2019

[beefgrand @beefgrand]

#SuperBowl2019 def peaked with #ChancetheRapper doing “I Want It That Way” with those random baristas

[beefgrand @beefgrand]

#SuperBowl Sunday meat in ma face. #brisket #meatsweats https://t.co/NH2CtZNio2

[beefgrand @beefgrand]

When you meat that special someone. #meatsweats @ ShopRite https://t.co/GLFErtEkom

[beefgrand @beefgrand]

Actual image of a bird being rescued from the oil on my cell phone screen. #savetheplanet https://t.co/eQbS0WH8ia

[beefgrand @beefgrand]

Ever eat so many #peanuts your head hurts?

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

You ever try to capitalize numbers and then get really confused for half a second?

[beefgrand @beefgrand]

Dreamt last night that #LilRomeo (2001 version) and I started our own holiday #crafts store. Was super fulfilling building something from the ground up

[beefgrand @beefgrand]

Mom insisted on baking a cake for the whole #fam tonight. Will either be super fun or you’ll hear about it on the news tm. #Friday #family #activities @ Scotch Plains, New Jersey https://t.co/0E8hmweXtS

[beefgrand @beefgrand]

Shout out to Tilda Swinton for her breathtaking and haunting performance in Suspiria. #floored #suspiria https://t.co/7P2Wxnqz3Q

[beefgrand @beefgrand]

Mom wasted no time becoming the neighborhood #squirrel lady upon retiring. #socialsesquirrelity https://t.co/go0tnFMfQr

[beefgrand @beefgrand]

Feel like a greasy #calzone today

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Leave me alone I will dog walk you .