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90% Ball Park® hot dog

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Big day for me

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@TheDepressedSox Try this

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It was a happy new year until I remembered the Savannah Bananas still exist

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@TheDepressedSox A Red Sox fan and a Bananas fan? Someone save this poor man 😭

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@oldmichdad I enjoy nothing

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@TheDepressedSox Sry you’re depressed :(

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To those that work in higher ed and call the FAFSA the FASFA, please know I have notified the proper authorities

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What could it mean

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Can someone bring me chopsticks pls

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@Al__Thom Just plssss quit fuckin around and hit the ball boys 😭

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Turns out the cure for a 2 day long hangover is exercise. Such a disappointing realization for me

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Can’t wait to go vote tomorrow

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@catmomofficial honestly probably themselves

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got a laminator on amazon and the world is my oyster

[MLB @MLB]

It’s not always about the money, Spider-man ... It’s about THE METS

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the way the Walgreens pharm tech pulled the sleeve of my shirt back down for me after my vaccine has me asking what are we

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Another day, another slay (being glutened by idiot restaurants that assure me they made everything gluten free 🙃)

Also why the fuck is Celiac the dumbest disease known to man 😭 Can someone pls sit down with & explain to my small intestine that this is a SEVERE OVERREACTION?!

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@catmomofficial @MENSAnto Always at your service my queen 🫡

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Casual AM reflecting on how perfect @MENSAnto is 😭
And a special shoutout to the bestie @catmomofficial for being the recipient of my word vomit 🥰😘

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What’s the funniest possible platform to get blocked on and why is it Venmo?

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

mama i found the one