Binoy John

27. I know a thing or two in photoshop. i know how to play minesweeper.

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Front of the school assembly line was body shaming 101.

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App/website idea: you put in any number you want, the site breaks down the number, do all possible maths on it and returns 69.

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ChatGPT is basically online ouija board.

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Why cowboys are called cowboys when they’re are actually riding horses?

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The more we know people, the more that lady who married herself makes sense.

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People are often identified by their abilities/ disabilities (?)

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You’re painting a wall. You ran your brush over a random ant because you were too lazy to move it out of the way. The ant is stuck there for rest of it’s life. Suffocating. Hungry. Questioning it’s life choices. Heavy thoughts. Slowly dying. Dies.

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Half asleep b is w rizz.

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I saw this cutie today and my mind was like “bruuuhhh you’re committed, stay loyal”. I left with this deep guilt, but moments later I remembered I’m single.

Sleep deprivation may make you feel things never existed. 🥹

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Thanks Linkin Park for spending 1,531 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Shadow of the Day. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/nB4zU3f7qc

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People who confuse my hyperactive behaviour with being high is too damn high!

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@Sandeep492009 @WhatsApp I’ve done once back in December, but it costs like 1500 INR

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The fact that @WhatsApp can’t transfer chat from your android to an iPhone, but a paid sketchy Chinese software can, is like hiring a college hostel chef to peel the potatoes at a 5 star restaurant cuz the head chef doesn’t know how to.
#WhatsApp #meta

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Also the chef who just showed up got access to the entire potato stash now, he could do anything with it.

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@ericmigi https://t.co/mu8THSIo8g is a dope idea but I, along with many, would love to have a tele lens on a small form factor. I’m currently using a 12 mini and an s10e, both smol flagships of their time, AND I’M DEFINITELY MISSING OUT ON THE TELEPHOTO ACTION. #smallandroidphone

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On average, the phrase “that’s what she said” is said 6.9 times every 2 minutes.
It is a lie. I made it up. What I also should make is a petition to do a survey on the same.
#TheOffice #thatswhatshesaid

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Teacup>>>>tea
#KGF2

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I’m at that hair length where i need hair ties to function but look like this when tied.

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Photoshop said fuck you in 8 different languages and i understood every single one of them.
I accidentally set the canvas to 20000x20000 instead of 2000x2000.

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@veda___x963 @elonmusk