Joey Pasta

#Pasta #Illini #Bears #Cubs #Bulls
Opinions are not my own or anyone else’s

[Joey Pasta @beefpappardelle]

PCA is Chicago

[Joey Pasta @beefpappardelle]

It’s the right choice. If you pick a Stacey imitation it will be a cheap trick. It’s better to pick someone entirely different with their own style. Robbie is really solid at his job and as a local id appreciate this ascension.

[Die-Hard Chicago @DieHard_Chicago]

Robbie Hummel is linked to partially replace Stacey King as the CHSN Bulls color commentator.

CHSN is expected to have a rotation of analyst this season next to Adam Amin, per @FOS

[Joey Pasta @beefpappardelle]

“Sparkling water” in Iroquois but these ass hats think it’s anti-American

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Lake Ontario is renamed to LAKE AMERICA! 🇺🇸

[Joey Pasta @beefpappardelle]

First #FantasyFootballDraft in a decade, am I cooked, chat?

[Joey Pasta @beefpappardelle]

#NewProfilePic #NewHandle #MoreLife

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Sources: The Big Ten is set to pass a rule today that doesn’t allow players to return from the NFL and play for a Big Ten school. Anyone who has declared for the NFL Draft and did not withdraw, appeared on an NFL roster or signed a contract with a pro league cannot be on a Big Ten roster.

[Bill @ClintonsBurner]

At the casino throwing craps overhand

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

The whole point of Syril is to demonstrate how totalitarian regimes aren't just enabled by moustache twirling villains, but by good men duped into serving the wrong cause, their morals manipulated and their worldviews critically limited. His final realisation that his whole life had been dedicated to a lie, only to be unceremoniously cut down before he can act on it, was a brilliantly stark reminder of how brutal and uncaring the Empire really was. I'm sorry this was lost on you.

[Tyler Aki @TylerAki_]

I apologize to Alex Bregman

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

How it feels when both teams in the Crosstown Classic are good

[Armchair Illinois @ArmchairIllini]

Committed to Illinois at the end of July 2019 after initially planning to play JUCO ball and is now the highest paid cornerback in NFL history.

Devon Witherspoon

[Joey Pasta @beefpappardelle]

Totally fine

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Chicago WR Luther Burden III is expected to miss the preseason due to the strained groin injury he suffered Saturday, but the Bears believe he should be back for the team’s regular-season opener vs. the Panthers, per sources.

[Joey Pasta @beefpappardelle]

@JWerner247

[Joey Pasta @beefpappardelle]

PCA is inevitable

[Joey Pasta @beefpappardelle]

Cubs got Cookie Monster to sing the stretch? How is this guy not a Mets fan? Can’t trust this guy, seems like he’ll flip to the dodgers next. #cookiemonster

[Joey Pasta @beefpappardelle]

Jed you’re a king!

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

Holmes and Taylor to Cubs from Mets for Rojas pending medicals

[Joey Pasta @beefpappardelle]

Jed should be launched into the sun

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Chicago Cubs are acquiring left-hander Braxton Garrett in a trade with the Miami Marlins, sources tell ESPN.

[Joey Pasta @beefpappardelle]

All this just to stop a motivated Dayo

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

More about the Packers right tackle formerly known as Zach Tom changing his name to Zach Bako-Bewele, via @RobDemovsky:

https://t.co/WkQJi7FCdV

[Joey Pasta @beefpappardelle]

Only got 9 hours in chicago-land due to a delay and missed connection from Milan (brag) but was able to squeeze in 2 Chicago dogs, a large cheese fry and a beef #Portillos #ThanksMom

[Joey Pasta @beefpappardelle]

Hand up, I said this #ForgiveMeFatherForImDumb

[BearsEmpire @BearsEmpire_]

Trade down and pair Fields with MHJ 😍😍😍