jupiter

just here fr

[crossgoldchain @crossgoldchain]

bisexual men when you ask them if they would rather fuck a dude or burn in hell

[holly🪐 #teamdawn @hollyy_eve]

me looking at the old drag race finales filmed in theatres with actual fans and drag race alumni in the audience

[jupiter @beefseviction]

@NM5WRLD males typically need to be removed too because they make too much pollen. they literally just need enough to reproduce 💀 even as plants they get annoying if there’s too many

[kie @criminalplaza]

i usually pay $30 to fill up my tank but i had to pay $50 today

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

having parents who supports you financially even as an adult

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

we BROKE while making triple what our parents made

[julia ⋆˚꩜. @chrmluvr]

how twitter feels when u only talk to one person and only rt stuff

[charlie no-face @gettinscared]

Work tomorrow in the midst of fascism

[Mads @europemaxxed]

things that scare me:
employment
unemployment
getting married
never getting married
having kids
never having kids
falling in love
never falling in love again

[autist @litteralyme0]

-Study for 20 years
-Work for 40 years
-Free for 5-10 years
-Die
It's a scam bro

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

in order to get a job u need to get a degree but in order to get a degree u need money but in order to get money u need a job but in order to get a job u need a degree but in order-

[Vogues’ Best @VoguesBest]

THIS IS BALLROOM!

[roger🫧 @sexytempuraa]

I hate when a bitch follow a speed limit like girl fuck that school zone move

[dirty little villa @sexyhomewrecker]

ashley going from a 61 minute shower to a 6-1 big brother winner
#BB27

[LaLa & Taylor’s Client👸🏾✨ @SelfEvicted_BB]

- Her Big Sister moved out early
- Her Mom got arrested at the White Locust Resort
- Her Dad got Evicted for not paying rent

She is now stuck with her millennial woke cousins and their delusional son and his pet rat Kelley #BB27

[Johann @johanntimkang]

Pretty and boring yt women who have stans simply for being pretty and boring yt women:

#BB27

[Domnic @domthedent]

Lauren got out Adrian and Will. #BB27

[sheku. 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @shekuwow]

Spent his entire life downplaying school shootings just to get shot at a school