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losing followers by the day // 20

[jeff･:* @beefshortribs]

bitches be like “i'm baby” but not once in my life have i seen a baby manipulate young men online

[jeff･:* @beefshortribs]

mf talmbout trading wins in fut friendlies like piss off im barred as hell rn lemme vibe

[jeff･:* @beefshortribs]

@Lucimane22 😭😭😭 love u too u lil rascal

[jeff･:* @beefshortribs]

if u don’t say i love u to your best friend when y’all hang up or say bye to each other y’all not really best friends

[jeff･:* @beefshortribs]

vibe https://t.co/5KafEYNZz8

[jeff･:* @beefshortribs]

@ihatesummers i’ll be fine, just never thought this kind of thing would ever happen to me. so weird bc this was a women who i grew up w her kids and have known her all my life. straight up got home n started bawling my eyes out in front of my mom.

[jeff･:* @beefshortribs]

my dads best friends’ wives are at the bar i work at rn and one of them is literally trying to seduce me what the fuck

[jeff･:* @beefshortribs]

@HotGirltm she obviously didn’t know that no means no i feel violated

[jeff･:* @beefshortribs]

@ihatesummers nah man i think i deadass j got sexually assaulted i’m shaking n tearing up at home rn

[jeff･:* @beefshortribs]

i’m at WORK

[jeff･:* @beefshortribs]

she been grabbing me, kissing my cheek and neck, and asking me all these sexual questions like please fuck off

[jeff･:* @beefshortribs]

cant believe we elected this knob mayor instead of curtis sliwa wtf he doesn’t care ab the people at all

[jeff･:* @beefshortribs]

disappointed but not surprised

[✮ @urcromo]

the absolute rage i get when i hear the word “blockchain”

[jeff･:* @beefshortribs]

crystal palace -1/2 against millwall at +105 is the lock of the century

[jeff･:* @beefshortribs]

my FA Cup parlays this weekend boutta make up for today

[jeff･:* @beefshortribs]

crying in the club rn. when your tweet gets used in an article u might as well jump off a bridge or summ.

[Recite Social @ReciteSocial]

@beefshortribs Your tweet was quoted in an article by hitfix https://t.co/vZL5RLuux9

[jeff･:* @beefshortribs]

@zzachary_1 FUCKING SAME I AM SICK TO MY STOMACH

[jeff･:* @beefshortribs]

najee harris bullshit garbage time breakout run literally just lost me the fantasy championship i am SICK

[jeff･:* @beefshortribs]

@MeatDemolisher i think he’s doing the whole ignorance is bliss mindset and treating covid like it’s any other illness people dealt w before covid

[jeff･:* @beefshortribs]

my boss said if you wake up sick j don't get tested and come to work whenever u feel better. i really fw that logic tbh