amanda

[amanda @beefstew13]

s t r e t c h

[amanda @beefstew13]

why is every man 31

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

All of my text messages include ellipses…..To unsettle and disturb the textee…….What nefarious thought lies in the unsaid…….

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You

[stupid idoit t @peeholelicker]

every single day of my life since i was 12 has felt like this

[alien @alienincrisis]

i am adjusting my behavior to reduce suspicion

[grass 2.0 @keepofffgrass]

guy who speaks to you once a week at 11 pm: i literally think about you all the time

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Sometimes a guy is really hot until he opens his mouth and he's gay... and then he's even hotter!

[Cher @cher]

I Need To Shoot My Phone

[amanda @beefstew13]

i am a magnet for men with eating disorders

[lez usbourne @SZSPIRIA]

I feel bad for that monkey but I lowkey have to focus on myself right now

[amanda @beefstew13]

why is every female npc in final fantasy games wearing a thong

[amanda @beefstew13]

steam needs a "notify all of my friends i finished a 100+ hour game" feature because i need applause and cheers

[amanda @beefstew13]

cameron winter will be bald by 25 i'd recognize those greasy wispy bangs anywhere

[amanda @beefstew13]

the government needs to put restrictions on arc raiders these men are letting this game steal their lifeforce

[dawn @rundry]

It's more important than ever that we all keep saying Yay

[amanda @beefstew13]

nobody uses this app anymore i get to post whatever i want

[amanda @beefstew13]

using an ultra tampon feels like shoving a nuke in my pussy

[amanda @beefstew13]

UTI piss so cloudy the toilet bowl looks like silent hill

[Aurora 🐊 @SpectralAurora_]

i bring a sort of "do not call women bitches" to the function that a lot of left wing men dont really like