ali

I have no idea what’s going on

[ali @beeftown]

I just wanted a simple beehive tutorial but the comments section gave me so much more

[ethel cain's fly @ethelfiles]

julia fox says she would rather take ayahuasca and see god than have sex

[Logan Perrone @LoganPerroneTV]

IMPORTANT: If you voted by mail-in ballot, you can check the status of your ballot here: https://t.co/ZwmZzohTA7

If you submitted an undate or misdated ballot, it WILL NOT count. However you can still vote provisionally at your local polling place. @FOX43

#ElectionDay

[ali @beeftown]

@PodcastTheRide boys, new Pirates lore just dropped, and it’s swangin’. Please discuss.

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

i'm not going to lie anytime i watch a tiktok i'm like well that was fun but we should make this app illegal

[tyler, @Film_Butt]

this is what’s going down in the room behind the fake popeye’s balcony

[ali @beeftown]

@missmollymary was convinced that this was a snuff film and not a campy musical for most of my life

[ali @beeftown]

massive loss for humanity that there’s no social media outlet where it isn’t considered cringey to post song lyrics that resonate w you

[ali @beeftown]

next time I’m fucked up I’m gonna start talking like stoned Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut

[ali @beeftown]

glad me and all the other sex perverts learned something today

[ali @beeftown]

gorgeous gorgeous girls have to trot out our personal abortion anecdotes every ~12 months because we live in a puritanical hellscape

[ali @beeftown]

@keenanbowers_ an event that I will undoubtedly speak about extensively in therapy

[ali @beeftown]

it’s my 26th birthday, I’m dining solo at The Cheesecake Factory, I’m tipsy at noon, and Everywhere by Fleetwood Mac is playing. try topping this moment, you simply can’t!

[ali @beeftown]

it’s actually illegal to play Jlo’s Waiting for Tonight and not follow it up with Celine’s I Drove All Night. they’re companion pieces.

[ali @beeftown]

I hate a Kristen/Kerstin/Kierstin-ass bitch

[ali @beeftown]

alone, drinking a 6% beer in Woody Woodpecker’s Kid Zone, staring at the E.T. building in utter bliss

[ali @beeftown]

turns out I actually love being off work more during the week than the weekend? living like a retired bitch rules.

[ali @beeftown]

wearing overalls and a bodysuit to work is business casual bondage

[ali @beeftown]

@PodcastTheRide After the rabbit hole I just went down, I fear that the J Bigga talk wasn’t exhaustive enough. The thoughts I have about “Buy Me” alone could take hours to properly convey.