beefucker3000

a raging trash fire of a human being

[beefucker3000 @beefucker3000]

@jacksfilms hey johnny what're you going to be for Halloween

[aether @bluewdrift]

Unpopular opinion: I don't think your life has to have a purpose, or you a grand ambition; I think it's okay to just wander through life finding interesting things until you die

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

ok reasonable

[beefucker3000 @beefucker3000]

@lehollanovs @omrboobs am i weird for loving monospace fonts for lil aesthetic things like this

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.

[ale @l995NY]

love that humans celebrate fat bear season and the bears are completely unaware about it

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

i am pregnant taking 10 Tylenol a day in hopes my son becomes the greatest Magic the Gathering player in the world

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

interesting watching children build language only from inference. youngest child has taken “heavy” to mean “hard to carry”: so a light but wet plastic bottle is “heavy”. very sophisticated. unfortunately by this process coffee itself has become “dad”. unclear jungian implications

[indy of the rotund table @therotundtable]

just discovered most people are not tired all the time and can achieve multiple things in one day… hmmm upsettting

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

every day we inch closer to "protein vape" being real. i know someone out there is in the lab giving rats a new type of cancer trying to figure it out

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

capybara pattern

[San Antonio Zoo 🦍 @SanAntonioZoo]

I was eepy yesterday
I am eepy today
I will most certainly be eepy tomorrow

[beefucker3000 @beefucker3000]

@MaybeOKNeo sure am

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

Conclave 2 i have an idea for you

[hero thousandfaces @1thousandfaces_]

it’s corpses. the “uncanny valley” is to protect humans from going too close to corpses, because whatever killed it is likely to kill you too. “looks like a human but isn’t” is a corpse

[Señorita Pasternak @misspasternak]

Habemus Papam.

[San Antonio Zoo 🦍 @SanAntonioZoo]

Wilson 👇

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

the papal conclave has now entered the talent portion of the competition

[prozac & cody @clubskunks]

one time i impulsively purchased one of these at the grocery store bc i was so enchanted by its aura but I couldn't bring myself to eat it bc I'd grown too attached so i gave it to my dad and asked him to eat it out of my sight