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[Beefus @Beefus2009]

If I could give a chimp vocal cords I would teach it to sing me beautiful songs 😍

[Beefus @Beefus2009]

@BillyPacMan @aksburner7

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[Jesuit for X-Men @GracePersephone]

Star Wars-ass picture.

[Beefus @Beefus2009]

They’re calling him the worst gambler of all time @Beefus2009

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

im in fucking tearss

[Beefus @Beefus2009]

Rains comin

[Beefus @Beefus2009]

DAAAAMN THAT URN LOOK GOOD

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Not my circus but I've grown quite fond of its monkeys

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

Standing on Rizzness‼️🤫🤔

[Beefus @Beefus2009]

(walking down the beach and see that a trail of Christlike sandal footprints have been tracked along with me the whole way)
Erm, he’s right beside me, isn’t he?

[Beefus @Beefus2009]

Every time I see that post of the narcoleptic dog in that field I am forced to like it

[Beefus @Beefus2009]

In China they’re probably cranking out Rizzlers like he’s the gen alpha Yao Ming

[Beefus @Beefus2009]

Squid Games 3 is now on Netflix 🔥

[BOO BUIE @booboo_buie]

Squid Games 3 is now on Netflix 🔥

[Beefus @Beefus2009]

If I was a dog I’d probably be afraid of the vacuum too

[Beefus @Beefus2009]

The rizzler was born in 2016 and has probably already accomplished more than Neil Armstrong

[chef quibs scytale 🦋 @quibvs]

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked Paul and he said ‘there is a narrow way through’

[Jeff “Stump” Bucksworth @BucksworthJeff]

4th plans got leaked and it got to #them

[Beefus @Beefus2009]

How often are hibachi chefs in the lab