@tiredinthecourt [Picks him up and sits him down on a rock.]
Hmmmm. So youuuu.... you've got a boyfriend. And you want to go on a vacation with him. And you think that I'm gonna let you.
[Squints. Intensely. Then shrugs.]
Yeah, sure, I guess. How many months do you want? Years maybe?
@tiredinthecourt You want a vacation???
[Stares into the void.]
I don't have anything else you can do, I guess. Why and where do you even want a vacation??