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[ᗪOᒪᒪᗩᖇ ᕼOTᗪOG ᑎIGᕼT @beefycloud]

A little Italian in my blood... a little Hispanic in my name... a little burquena in my attitude... just the way I was raised 🤷🏽‍♀️

[ᗪOᒪᒪᗩᖇ ᕼOTᗪOG ᑎIGᕼT @beefycloud]

*watches low cortisol videos on 3X speed*

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

Just saw a woman say she’s going to start bringing laxatives to bars because men just leave their drinks unattended and if we don’t get to feel safe doing something because of them, they shouldn’t get to either.

[ᗪOᒪᒪᗩᖇ ᕼOTᗪOG ᑎIGᕼT @beefycloud]

The first time I heard Magic Stick by Lil Kim was at an Anchor Blue

[ᗪOᒪᒪᗩᖇ ᕼOTᗪOG ᑎIGᕼT @beefycloud]

Walked in to John Brooks and the woman working there was on the phone with someone and she said “we roast green chile, not red” “no, only green” “that’s right”

[ᗪOᒪᒪᗩᖇ ᕼOTᗪOG ᑎIGᕼT @beefycloud]

@sabrosa505 🫡

[ᗪOᒪᒪᗩᖇ ᕼOTᗪOG ᑎIGᕼT @beefycloud]

wtf was that store that was in the Montgomery shopping center and it was kinda like pacsun but different? Ty

[ᗪOᒪᒪᗩᖇ ᕼOTᗪOG ᑎIGᕼT @beefycloud]

@burquebabie 🫡

[ᗪOᒪᒪᗩᖇ ᕼOTᗪOG ᑎIGᕼT @beefycloud]

Walked in to John Brooks and the woman working there was on the phone with someone and she said “we roast green chile, not red” “no, only green” “that’s right”

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Just show me please.

[ᗪOᒪᒪᗩᖇ ᕼOTᗪOG ᑎIGᕼT @beefycloud]

What ever happened to stick stickly?

[ᗪOᒪᒪᗩᖇ ᕼOTᗪOG ᑎIGᕼT @beefycloud]

Did they change the instagram font bc kids can’t read cursive?

[ᗪOᒪᒪᗩᖇ ᕼOTᗪOG ᑎIGᕼT @beefycloud]

Got floated to med/surg and I forgot my headphones AND my library card needs to be renewed AND I’m trying to stay off social media. So wtf am I supposed to do?

[ᗪOᒪᒪᗩᖇ ᕼOTᗪOG ᑎIGᕼT @beefycloud]

@P1BM0 Has anyone in the comments has a platonic friendship with the opposite sex? Being nice isn’t a sign.

[ᗪOᒪᒪᗩᖇ ᕼOTᗪOG ᑎIGᕼT @beefycloud]

got floated to the ER and i still don’t understand why everything smells like pee

[ᗪOᒪᒪᗩᖇ ᕼOTᗪOG ᑎIGᕼT @beefycloud]

It was Facebook stories 🤦🏻‍♀️

[ᗪOᒪᒪᗩᖇ ᕼOTᗪOG ᑎIGᕼT @beefycloud]

Mom: “I need you to remove an app on my phone that’s showing me really ugly pictures”

Me: “what’s it called”

Mom: “idk”

😐

[ᗪOᒪᒪᗩᖇ ᕼOTᗪOG ᑎIGᕼT @beefycloud]

“Nobody wants to be a priest anymore” -lady at the next table over

[ᗪOᒪᒪᗩᖇ ᕼOTᗪOG ᑎIGᕼT @beefycloud]

If I die please erase my calculator history