Beefy

comedian (uncredited), writer (unpublished), dad (unappreciated)

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

• Subbing Højlund off instead of Garnacho
• Insisting on McTominay
• Exposing young Mainoo as a lone 6
• Bruno moving out of his position to accommodate McTominay
• Refusing to change his system

Yeah, Ten Hag deserves criticism for his poor decision-making.

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

"Like a nonce in a prison riot, that defence is panicking!" 😂

@markgoldbridge slates the #mufc team for dropping their heads once again.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Has anyone ever won manager of the month and lost their job in the same weekend?

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

The Glazers…. 🤬🤯

[Beefy @beefyreader]

So lucky to live by the 🌊 @ Portsmouth, England, UK https://t.co/fhAHrX2EVt

[Beefy @beefyreader]

@StonewaterUK@sue_shirt Hi. What do you think about a 75 year old women ringing her son hysterically sobbing because due to damp since June she has had to resort to sleeping on the sofa, effective her mental and physical health? #housingassociation #ukhousing #socialhousing

[Beefy @beefyreader]

@StonewaterUK are just about to be exposed for their delaying tactics on damp issues for my 75 yo mother who they have left sleeping on a SOFA for 5 mnths. Months of sending engineers who blame each other. Shameful company who put profit before tenants Wellbeing. More to come.

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

Goldbridge on The Glazers

This is on them

#GlazersOutWoodwardOut

[Beefy @beefyreader]

💭 I have literally know idea what I am doing 💭 #WoodwardOut #GlazerOutWoodwardOut #MattJudgeOut

[S J B @SubhrajyotiBer3]

@ManUtd I have unsubscribed from my #MUTV subscription. I've not bought any ManU Jersey this season. I am doing my bit to support Ole n protest Glazers ownership. I urge other fans also. It will take time to hurt Glazers pockets but we have to start somewhere
#GlazersOutWoodwardOut

[P @Oletrain]

"THE DISGUSTED & HARRIED PEOPLE WILL BRING YOU TO BOOK & DRAG YOU ALIVE THROUGH THE DIRT IN THE STREETS"

#GlazersOutWoodwardOut

[Scott @ScottUnited77]

Now infamous to @ManUtd name! The man is a joke! #MUFC #GlazersOutWoodwardOut

[RK @Rk_hypnotiseodd]

Richest club in the england,3rd richest club in the world, ends up with the net spend of 35M Euros, with 4 days left in the Transfer market.
Embarrassing.
Ed woodward,Matt judge, Glazers should be crucified for all the robbery they did from our club.
#GlazersOutWoodwardOut

[Beefy @beefyreader]

#MUFC #GlazerOutWoodwardOut

[Beefy @beefyreader]

#MUFC #GlazerOutWoodwardOut That is all

[Julien Laurens @LaurensJulien]

Manchester United don’t understand their own fans’ frustration? Really? @ESPNFC

[Beefy @beefyreader]

Just missed a trailer end of @sueperkins kayaking on a river. Sue you're the shit in our house. What's this ting called 🙏

[Beefy @beefyreader]

The number of days into each window Woodward and Matt Judge have managed to get a signing over the line.

2013: 27 days
2014: 46 days
2015: 19 days
2016: 20 days
2017: 23 days
2018: 24 days
2019: 31 days
2020: 28 days and ticking… @ManUtd #MUFC #ManchesterUnited

[Beefy @beefyreader]

@TerraceSandwich Hi Andy abt 8 years ago I worked for bluefin on the corner of the terrace. Anyway...your bacon, sausage, 🌶 sauce sarnie is still one of the best sarnies I have ever eaten. I've even told my kids lol! Is there any chance you could dm me the recipe/mix? PLEASE.

[Beefy @beefyreader]

@VodafoneUK My wife is an NHS HRmanager. She is self isolating so had to conference call on her phone trying to get more nurses employed. She expected to have a warning it was hi use no. (like last provider).She now has £150 bill she cant claim back. Please help 🙁#tryingtodogood