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Regina Phalange

[elizabethann @beegaut]

If I dated your boyfriend when I was in GRADE NINE I promise you don’t need to block me on his socials

[elizabethann @beegaut]

life really do be like an hourglass glued to the table

[elizabethann @beegaut]

If anyone wants to know what having a toddler is like, I went to costco on sunday and today we have run out of fruit

[Mark Beck @_rskid26]

The Royals trying to announce Kate Middleton is absolutely fine.

[elizabethann @beegaut]

the black dog being an omen of the devil in british culture? RIP yogurt boy

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

“Old habits die screaming…”
File Name: The Black Dog 🖤
Pre-order the final new edition of THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT with exclusive bonus track “The Black Dog” on my website now

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📷: Beth Garrabrant

[elizabethann @beegaut]

Girl Math: If shipping is $10, so you buy one more thing for $20 to get free shipping, that thing only cost $10

[elizabethann @beegaut]

ran away to become the CHIEF seductress. be so ffr right now taylor

[elizabethann @beegaut]

me: I don’t know why my back hurts so bad
also me: *sitting criss cross apple sauce at my desk all day*

[elizabethann @beegaut]

Lil Jon really turned that whole thing around

[shan! ★ @SCARLETW1DOWS]

how it feels rn #TheTorturedPoetsDepartment

[jess @jesshakeitoff]

i wish i was a normal person instead of a grown adult whose heart starts beating faster any time taylor swift even vaguely hints to anything music related but this is the burden i have been given by god and i must march forward with honour and dignity

[elizabethann @beegaut]

I am cheddar

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Cheddar. He thought 2024 would really be his year. Is now holding out hope for 2025. 13/10

[elizabethann @beegaut]

patiently waiting for homeless hibernating rat aesthetic to take over

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Does anyone know if we have to don our gay apparel tomorrow

[elizabethann @beegaut]

30% off is NOT a black friday sale. I would not punch anybody in the face for 30% off

[elizabethann @beegaut]

My boss just emailed me “less than 2 weeks to go!” about me going back to work and how rude of him to make me cry like that

[elizabethann @beegaut]

my job is just baby

[elizabethann @beegaut]

@ThrowbackTaylor would’ve couldve should’ve & rwylm 😢

[elizabethann @beegaut]

live well much love often laugh

[elizabethann @beegaut]

Feels like everyone else’s kids could lick a park bench in king square and be fine. Mine leaves the house once and gets strep throat.

[Nora Dominick @noradominick]

it’s nice that taylor swift is visiting her stadiums while they turn into mojo dojo casa houses for the football season