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Formally known as “the Roman Candle”

[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

Thank you Dallas ….. GO Pack Go! 🧀🟢🟡

[kex @beegboykev]

@MicahhParsons11 I love you 🦁
Let’s get a ring🦫🥸

[Matthew Golden @MatthewGolden_]

Yes lawd 🧀

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

gay person: i’m gay

straight person: i’m straight

bisexual person: i’m bisexual

Notre dame fan: yea so my cousins, moms, brothers dominatrix had a friend whose coworker went to ND so I’ve been a fan since birth. Go Irish!

[kex @beegboykev]

Mario is probably the most famous Italian and he was invented by a Japanese man

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@Apple stop asking me to turn my music down it’s not gonna happen and also every time you turn it down without asking I turn it right back up. Thanks. 🥸

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@NBAonTNT can you please show the nba game that you said you were going to show

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

In 2012, a Burger King employee anonymously posted an image on 4-chan of him putting his feet in lettuce, with the caption:

"This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King."

It took 20 minutes for people to track down the branch the employee worked at and contact the news.

The next morning, Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the Burger King establishment and talked to the breakfast shift manager, who, upon seeing the offending photo, said, "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired."

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If you don’t allow people to mention you in a comment you’re a certified pussy no other way to say it

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Also @BourneKnight is a PAB. In case you were wondering that mean pussy ass bitch

[kex @beegboykev]

We need to do away with the academy, nuff said. If you feel differently it a chump, get with it.

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@BourneKnight @Cobratate You are such a clown

[kex @beegboykev]

@BourneKnight @Demar305 Here comes Bourne knight with another dumb fucking tweet

[kex @beegboykev]

@BourneKnight fun fact: you’re a god damn clown 🤡

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@dkmetcalf14_ you’re one stupid motherfucker if you think anyone is gonna believe you actually jumped that high

[kex @beegboykev]

@PresidentEmbiid Clown

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@EliotShorrParks This is the dumbest fucking tweet ever no shit dummy you don’t have super powers and yeah I get that’s the joke but it’s not funny.

[kex @beegboykev]

@PicturesFoIder I’ll take the penis enlarger pill

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@TreySangine @FDSportsbook This guy doesn’t even gamble

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@TRRealist23 @HoopMixOnly Kobe should not be put up there with those two names. It’s blasphemy.