Bethany Hotle

choose joy and keep choosing it everyday.

[Bethany Hotle @beehotle]

full blown boohoo crying to @NBCThisisUs. I’m talking snot and tears all over the blanket crying. like the world’s worst breakup or a death in the family kind of cry. then I cried so hard I laughed so I really shouldn’t wait so long between cries next time. #hotmessexpress

[Bethany Hotle @beehotle]

I understand I’m extremely late to the game, but currently sobbing over A Star is Born.

[Bethany Hotle @beehotle]

when the @tacobell app keeps erasing your order it’s probably a sign you don’t need it, but I assure you we redownloaded the app and made it happen. only problem is keith forgot to get sauce from the stress of the malfunction. @tacobell, can we ensure this doesn’t happen again?!

[Bethany Hotle @beehotle]

traveling with @Scrillakeith is always...well let’s just say getting to the airport is an adventure in and of itself.

[Bethany Hotle @beehotle]

i don’t cry too often, but when i do it’s watching @QueerEye season 3 episode 6: elrod & sons. just lay me in a puddle of my own tears.

[Bethany Hotle @beehotle]

brb weeping.

[Bethany Hotle @beehotle]

when the code brown 💩 is so bad your coworker looks to you and says, “this is enough to make me want to quit my job.” #happysaturdaytome

[Bethany Hotle @beehotle]

keith admitted to having a Monster and hiding it in the garbage...”but it was low carb!”

I feel so betrayed.

[Bethany Hotle @beehotle]

“you know you’re a dog dad when you order 1,000 poop bags on amazon.” -@Scrillakeith

[Bethany Hotle @beehotle]

pleasantly confused patient: “it must be tough when your last name is Hottie and you’re as pretty as you are.”

haven’t heard that one in a while and also why I can’t bring myself to give up Hotle just yet. #geriatricpickuplines

[Bethany Hotle @beehotle]

“the cleaning lady found my salamanders and thought they were toys because they were hard as rocks. I guess I forgot to put them away.” #WHODIDIMARRY

[Bethany Hotle @beehotle]

“I also had a fire belly toad and a russian hamster. that was 8th grade. scrilla the lizard was senior year!” #whatisarussianhamster

[Bethany Hotle @beehotle]

my husband just told me he had 3 pet birds as a child named pepsi, buddy, and christmas and now I feel as if I don’t even know him anymore. #onlyweirdoslikebirds #birdsarenotpets

[Jon Acuff @JonAcuff]

I go to the Nashville airport a lot and that’s a quality tweet right there!

[Bethany Hotle @beehotle]

working out and casually watching jason segel stop by the local taco shop across the street. all my HIMYM dreams coming true rn.

[Bethany Hotle @beehotle]

when your boss brings in a huge bag of avocados that picked from his backyard. #californialiving 🥑🙌🏼

[Bethany Hotle @beehotle]

queso pt. 3: so if anyone knows where we can find TRUE queso in the southern california area, please reach out asap. thanks in advance. #thequestforqueso

[Bethany Hotle @beehotle]

queso pt. 2: we’ve ordered it twice at mexican restaurants and it’s like cheese fondue...not at all the queso we know and love. 🤨

[Bethany Hotle @beehotle]

you guys, queso isn’t a thing in california. we asked multiple people at the grocery store where to find it and they didn’t know what we were talking about. 😱

[Bethany Hotle @beehotle]

pillow talk with keith: I feel absolutely jacked out of my mind!

....oh