bianca jay

delivery boy, girl friday, dream educator, sex interpreter 🌵 @bdfmpod

[bianca jay @beejaymarquez]

There are only two sexes? You mean juicy and dry?

[bianca jay @beejaymarquez]

Why did I never know this. why is PAXTON there

[Brandon Sparks @brandonsparks33]

Since this story is hopping around on here right now, here was the moment when Bill Paxton and James Cameron came up from the wreckage of the Titanic and found out about 9/11.

[bianca jay @beejaymarquez]

@knitntherapist @courtneymilan @songlin221 If it imploded, they belong to the Ages

[bianca jay @beejaymarquez]

In the finale, guests are filling baskets with cats for Angela at her wedding to Dwight; I never connected that visual gag with the fact that, on Schrute’s farm, Angela can finally have as many cats as she has always wanted: some inordinate, exponentially increasing amount

[bianca jay @beejaymarquez]

@sqiouyilu @bdfmpod I’m realizing we just call everyone either too fat or too skinny 😂 there’s no in between because it’s really just a placeholder insult-slash-protection spell, lmao

[bianca jay @beejaymarquez]

@sqiouyilu @bdfmpod wow I missed this tweet initially! Amazing 🤩

[bianca jay @beejaymarquez]

@sqiouyilu ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[mike☺︎ (silly joe armstrong) @PhilipJFried]

The best way to cut carbs is with a bread knife probably

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

If no one else has explained it to you, we’re not voting TO strike, we’re voting to AUTHORIZE the national board to call a strike if necessary. It may well be accurate to say that the more members who vote to *authorize* a strike, the less likely there is to *be* a strike.

[bianca jay @beejaymarquez]

Latin@ parents! I want to see something.

When your baby was born, did they have THE birthmark?

If so, does it still become visible when they get angry?

[Jim Gray (The former Chief) @JimGraytweetz]

I was fortunate enough to get a private screening of the film, Killers of the Flower Moon earlier this month. Having been marginally released from my NDA with the premiere of the film today at Cannes, I have a few thoughts.

[BD FM TV @bdfmpod]

Also how are child beauty queens not drag performers. Plz explain. Because they’re not women and they’re dressing up like women.

[bianca jay @beejaymarquez]

@FlatEartherKitt I began putting in money to my first 401K one month ago at the age of 36

[bianca jay @beejaymarquez]

(This was about ants and frogs and such, I think she gets that red foxes and orangutans aren’t that kinda red)

[bianca jay @beejaymarquez]

I told my kid that, in nature, red can often be a signal that an animal has venom, and that it means “stay away”, and she immediately replied “no, red means KILL IT”, and from the predator perspective she’s so right

[bianca jay @beejaymarquez]

I was trying to explain how an animal who eats the wrong animal can be poisoned so it’s like a safety signal but she was like “so you eliminate the red ones with extreme prejudice ok”

[𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔧𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 📵 @tatejamesdotcom]

union workers supporting union workers (@IATSE member at a @WGAEast strike (photo taken by a @nyguild member))

[bianca jay @beejaymarquez]

@Sh1ptoast @christapeterso It depends on where. The restaurant I work at splits tips between everybody on shift at the time; we get those DoorDash $2s in our tips

[bianca jay @beejaymarquez]

I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but some people pee every time they poop and some people can separate poops from peeing, and when you are one type you often don’t realize there’s another type

[Janelle Monáe👽🚆🤖🚀🪐 @JanelleMonae]

The Age of Pleasure. 6/9.
https://t.co/OcVwAGYGzA