Brandon Jacobs

witty + sarcastic thoughts go here • runner • father • hubs • strong ☕️ game

[Brandon Jacobs @beejeezie]

@Jason @StephenM Agree with you 💯 on this one @Jason

[Brandon Jacobs @beejeezie]

TLDR: Austin ISD is projected to run a $181 million deficit in the 2026–27 school year while simultaneously being forced to write the state of Texas a check for $604 million.

[Brandon Jacobs @beejeezie]

@theallinpod if you guys want to call out a grift, this one is it. Especially relevant for my new, fellow Austinites, @JCalacanis19052 @davidsacks47

https://t.co/BerOOsFgR1

[Brandon Jacobs @beejeezie]

@nickshirleyy enjoyed your @theallinpod interview.
Would love for you to look into the so-called Robinhood system in TX:
https://t.co/ALkYYLYc9g
$5billy in local tax revenue is being distributed. Ex: Austin ISD is the largest tax contributor and just had to close 10+ schools. 🤔

[Brandon Jacobs @beejeezie]

★ Worthless. Spend more time on the user manual. I’ve constructed basketball goals and furniture 100x over. This manual is useless. https://t.co/zCRoDngVEf

[Brandon Jacobs @beejeezie]

@headandtheheart @axs is price gouging like a MFer. Holy cow. Every refresh sends the same ticket up $50-75. I know the game but have some ethics @axs

[Brandon Jacobs @beejeezie]

@NFLonFOX Yep 💯

[Brandon Jacobs @beejeezie]

@richeisen How does McCarthy have a job?

[Brandon Jacobs @beejeezie]

@IRSnews it’s ironic that the gov is about to send out $1400 stimulus checks when you have owed me $1400 for over payment going on a year now. What gives? #IRS

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The Election

[Brandon Jacobs @beejeezie]

@GregAbbott_TX Your President is undermining trust. Get off your horse, @GregAbbott_TX

[Brandon Jacobs @beejeezie]

@SenatorRomney Grow a backbone @SenatorRomney

[Malcolm Gladwell @Gladwell]

At this blessed moment for (half) Jamaicans, a personal story. Many years ago a talented young man enrolled at the Univ of West Indies. He asked his advisor: what should he study? “Math!” his advisor said. That student? Kamala’s dad. That advisor? My dad.

[Brandon Jacobs @beejeezie]

#BigWaveSurfing https://t.co/qGbvDDAt5q

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

BREAKING: Houston Police Chief Art Acevedo has a message for Trump “on behalf of the police chiefs of this country: please, if you don’t have something constructive to say, keep your mouth shut.” Wow. Absolutely. More of this. From everyone.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Has there ever been a lower moment in the history of the American presidency?

[Brandon Jacobs @beejeezie]

@tedlieu @realDonaldTrump this is what you need to know about Jared Kushner. https://t.co/Cz5tsiuFjs

[Brandon Jacobs @beejeezie]

Some “old people” are still living productive lives. Your statement @LtGovTX is the embodiment of Capitalism gone wrong. Let’s get creative to solve the problem rather than suggesting old folks just give up and die.

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick suggests that senior citizens would be willing to sacrifice their lives in order to save the U.S. economy for their kids and grandchildren https://t.co/K7yaw7rykv

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

BOTH OF YOU NEED TO DO YOUR FUCKING JOB! @SenSchumer, stop kissing progressive ass. We can't solve every problem in this deal🍑 @JohnCornyn , stop kissing big corporate ass. They don't need buybacks or exec bonuses. They have no choice but to take any deal they can get. 🍑

[Brandon Jacobs @beejeezie]

Restaurants and our Employees need our help! I just took action to tell Congress to support our industry during this unprecedented time, join me by clicking below.
https://t.co/udPrygAJes #restaurantrecovery