Elly (she/her)

some days you make benzene your bitch and other days you are benzene’s bitch

[Elly (she/her) @BeeKneeSocks]

You leave me and overpriced fast juice ALONE

[Elly (she/her) @BeeKneeSocks]

What’s happening with AO3 is really giving me flashbacks to the day Tumblr died

I can’t do this again

[Elly (she/her) @BeeKneeSocks]

My favorite part about watching @brutalmoose brutalfoods is that inevitability ian will say or do something that admits he hasn’t read the instructions until actually filming the video

[Elly (she/her) @BeeKneeSocks]

Something i didn’t expect about being an adult is the amount of fucking times I’d have to clean my car.

[adam @brokeangeI]

“if you don’t like america then leave.”

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

You can tell when the two flight attendants don’t fw each other. Zero chemistry on the drink cart

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

a timeless classic

[Michael's Cat @michaelscat2]

The First ever photo of Cat in history 1880 !!

[Cʜʀɪs Sᴛᴇɪɴ @chrissteinplays]

This is the future Democrats want

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Here’s an idea, make AR-15s illegal, and just like the Texas abortion law if you know of someone who has one, you can sue that person for 10,000 dollars.

[Ian Ford @ij_ford]

Arrived at our Airbnb. Woman who owns it pointed out the usual - keys here, wifi password - then said 'and I must tell you about... The seagull'

Turns out one is nesting outside our bedroom and we mustn't look at it because otherwise it gets agitated and will attack the windows

[sunbeam saleem @angbe3n]

women: i'm entering my villain era

their villain era: speaking up for their their wants and needs

[Elly (she/her) @BeeKneeSocks]

MY. CHRMICAL ROMAMCR!!!!!

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

I am trying to stop getting myself a 'little treat' every single day because it feels like I'm undermining the sanctity of a little treat but equally every day that I don't have some sort of little treat is agony

[jame @kloogans]

ur honor are u mad at me

[Elly (she/her) @BeeKneeSocks]

Assuming every reaction for my organic chemistry lab is a 1:1 molar ratio to determine % yield

[Elly (she/her) @BeeKneeSocks]

Check on your girl - she might be watching her Grubhub order car move like a video game