My dad was eating his cereal this morning and repeatedly complaining. 'These bananas are too sweet'. Eventually he asked my mum to taste the milk because 'I'm worried it's off'... Turned out he'd been eating his cereal with eggnog
Faulty alarm went off on my train and they couldn't figure out how to fix it.
The solution, I kid you not, was to switch the train off and back on again
The Bible does not tell us to celebrate Christmas. As Christians we should abandon it to atheists, corporations and tradition worshippers. We can remember the birth of Our Lord another time of year.
Today Guardian & Observer journalists are on strike for 48 hours over plans to sell the Observer to a loss-making digital start up and put its journalism behind a paywall.🧵
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