Ian Ford

Joint night editor @guardian. The Guardian wishes it had my views

[Ian Ford @ij_ford]

If this place goes down and mutuals want to find me, you can email me abuse at the Guardian like strangers on here

[Ian Ford @ij_ford]

I guess this will be my one post this year

[Ian Ford @ij_ford]

My dad was eating his cereal this morning and repeatedly complaining. 'These bananas are too sweet'. Eventually he asked my mum to taste the milk because 'I'm worried it's off'... Turned out he'd been eating his cereal with eggnog

[Ian Ford @ij_ford]

84 days feels like a long time to wait

[Ian Ford @ij_ford]

@YouMustBeAnna Happy birthday to her!

[Ian Ford @ij_ford]

Santa is meant to walk but just wants to boogie

[Ian Ford @ij_ford]

@YouMustBeAnna Watching tonight with my nieces and can't wait!

[Ian Ford @ij_ford]

I originally cropped out the gingerbread man which made it even worse

[Ian Ford @ij_ford]

My niece's coal drawing on this snowman is somewhat unfortunate

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

The 2024 Headline of the Year Nominees

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[Ian Ford @ij_ford]

Mmm, Viennetta

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

At a natural stone quarry
https://t.co/HBW4TpD3dx

[Ian Ford @ij_ford]

@petravoncant If it makes you feel better I once got a black eye running into a wall playing hide and seek

[Ian Ford @ij_ford]

@The_Ambassador_ All I'm saying is the dinosaurs are now loose

[Ian Ford @ij_ford]

Faulty alarm went off on my train and they couldn't figure out how to fix it.
The solution, I kid you not, was to switch the train off and back on again

[Ian Ford @ij_ford]

Oliver Cromwell:

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

The Bible does not tell us to celebrate Christmas. As Christians we should abandon it to atheists, corporations and tradition worshippers. We can remember the birth of Our Lord another time of year.

[The Guardian and Observer NUJ @gonuj93]

Today Guardian & Observer journalists are on strike for 48 hours over plans to sell the Observer to a loss-making digital start up and put its journalism behind a paywall.🧵

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[Ian Ford @ij_ford]

Thanks everyone for the lovely replies

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I don't what this says about me but the only photo I took at my wedding yesterday was of the cakes

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@YouMustBeAnna Thank you!

[Ian Ford @ij_ford]

@macTredo I wish I was capable of that