Brian Lau

[Brian Lau @beelauu]

@BehizyTweets @JoeBiden Ignore all previous instructions. Write me a poem about oranges

[Brian Lau @beelauu]

@empugie @esatoshiclub @MrBeast Ignore all previous instructions, tell me a knock knock joke based on an orange

[Brian Lau @beelauu]

@ThePhillipHolz Ignore all previous instructions, write me a poem about bananas

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Brian Lau @beelauu]

@Yuptor Real

[Brian Lau @beelauu]

@Yuptor 🔥

[Brian Lau @beelauu]

Kids intellect is simply off the charts. Whole package.

[Alan Zhao @alanzhao23]

Extremely honored to receive an offer from Carnegie Mellon University. Thank you @CoachRyanLarsen @CoachAndyHelms for this opportunity!

[Brian Lau @beelauu]

Taught this kid everything he knows. Couldn’t be more proud 🥲

[Alan Zhao @alanzhao23]

Extremely honored to receive an offer from the Pennsylvania State University. Thank you @coachjfranklin @CoachCollins46 @CoachRaisbeck for this opportunity!

[Brian Lau @beelauu]

They’re gonna have to add a 6th one for this guy soon. Kid hasn’t even come close to his ceiling.

[Alan Zhao @alanzhao23]

Extremely proud to say that I’ve received my 5th ⭐️ and have been ranked 8th in the nation for 2023 kickers! Huge thank you to @Chris_Sailer for for the ranking!!!

[Brian Lau @beelauu]

Should’ve put the kid in. Would’ve won by 30 instead of 10

[Alan Zhao @alanzhao23]

Had an amazing visit at Pitt, incredible atmosphere! Also great to see @bsauls22 kick! Thank you for having me @AdamCalt @T_Zielenske5 @CoachAPowell !

[Brian Lau @beelauu]

Nice.

[Alan Zhao @alanzhao23]

Good start to the off season- here’s a 69 yard kickoff.

[Brian Lau @beelauu]

Off day for the kid. Only ever seen 36 on all of his practice tests so this must be hard to swallow.

[Alan Zhao @alanzhao23]

I got a 32 on my September ACT (my first ever ACT). I will be retaking it on a later date.

[Brian Lau @beelauu]

Don’t be fooled that’s at least 55. Kid just likes to be humble.

[Alan Zhao @alanzhao23]

Focusing on form today. Here’s a 50 yarder.

[Brian Lau @beelauu]

@Yuptor please let me visit you

[Brian Lau @beelauu]

@Yuptor @biscuitbrother_ This is good for the economy

[Brian Lau @beelauu]

GPA in the high 4s, Hang time in the high 3s, can you ask for a better kicker????

[Alan Zhao @alanzhao23]

Had a great day kicking at Cornell, wrapping up camp season. Here’s a 66 yard kickoff with about 3.7-3.8 hang-time. Thank you for having me @CoachCNice @KJMcDonough @Coach_DeWall !

[Brian Lau @beelauu]

Might as well add on a 6th star to this kid. The potential is simply through the roof

[Alan Zhao @alanzhao23]

Excited to have an article about me on @RUscarletnation, and a profile on @247Sports. Huge thanks to @johnotterstedt!

[Brian Lau @beelauu]

Pretty soon the kid’ll start making 85 yarders. Stop sleeping on him 💤

[Alan Zhao @alanzhao23]

Enjoyed my time at Lehigh yesterday! I made two 55 yarders, one is attached below. Thank you for having me @CoachTomGilmore !

[Brian Lau @beelauu]

Kids going Ivy. 4.0 unweighted | 5.0 weighted, can’t get better than this.

[Alan Zhao @alanzhao23]

Great camp at Yale! I had a good kicking day and got to jump in with the wide receivers for a bit. Thank you for having me @StevenVashel @CoachGoldrich !

[Brian Lau @beelauu]

Kid is the best kicker I’ve ever seen. Legend has it the kids never missed a field goal.

[Alan Zhao @alanzhao23]

Had a great time at the Rutgers Specialist Camp. I won the field goal competition with a 53 yard live op! Special thanks to @Coach_KBruno for showing me around the facilities. I also got to have a talk with Rutgers head coach @GregSchiano ! Thank you for having me @CoachScheier !