bella💫🌈

full of whimsy

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

Absurd type of thing and its chudlet

[Sloimay @Sloimay]

carefully checking the roundness of my son to make sure he's ready to roly and poly

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

does anyone know how to become more violent and unsafe to be around. i don't seem to be making any progress

[Anya @nottcomplaining]

PoV: you made a small error at work

[limpkin @acealeam]

girlfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my CREEK

[chairman biden @chairmanbiden74]

happy pride

[El CondeNado @elconde_nad0]

"Ojalá que nuestros hijos hereden tus ojos"

2 años después:

"¿Desea eliminar las 8.167 fotos?"

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

there are some things that are only impressive because they came from two human hands

[Joeyꪗ @Jxxyy]

I Showed them the ropes, They tried 2 hang me with

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

2026 year of the breakup that goes fine

[𝖒𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓 𓃴 @madifawnzzz]

“as my final act of love, you’ll never hear from me again” wrong. you will be hearing from me. i won’t even lie like u gotta block me bro

[goq @goqyv]

Disgust has moved me in such ways motivation never could

[Sofía Morales @im_anasofia2]

Hombres cuando se trata de mejorar o perder a la mujer que aman

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

when your worst fears actually come true so now you’re finally free

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

when God puts me in strange and terrifying situations, I see myself as a cat going to the vet. it’s good for me somehow, I say, or else someone who loves me wouldn’t have taken me there