Sarcastic Misanthrope

exhausted educator

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@firagawalkwthme Just a thought, but if you actually read the article it might tell you.

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@ask_aubry If you’re getting called sexist, chances are you’re pretty sexist. Like, generally people are default to “politeness” and not being confrontational so if this is happening a lot you’re just beyond the line, as this comment aptly demonstrates

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@RpsAgainstTrump Everything he says or does should end his campaign. But sure whatever. Put up or shut up.

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@greta Once I worked a summer job at a local hardware/general goods store. I’m don’t think I could directly prove I worked there now. I’m not even sure if it still exists, or if they kept the records that long. I certainly don’t remember the names of other people.

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@joncoopertweets Did you tell him that he was a fucking coward?

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@Acyn Strangely enough, at least about the landslide part, I agree with him.

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@CantEverDie His private school is more than my rent and his eating out budget is more than my entire food budget

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@jsparkblog Nope. Totally fair. Us men need to do better than this tool who can’t handle his kids for a few hours.

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@BadMedicalTakes He thinks a vaccine is less toxic than *checks notes* ethanol? Also, you have an immune system. You’d develop immunity regardless.

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@DevinCow @RadioFreeTom Democrats should absolutely compete in Texas. They probably can’t win it this time around but they might win it next time around.

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@StarBede I’m the primary breadwinner of my family. I would love it if my wife made 3x my salary. We wouldn’t have to worry about debt or buying a house vacations. We could afford some childcare for the babies. We could plan for retirement Like it would release a huge burden from us.

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@ask_aubry I’m also not very attractive and yet somehow my philosophy of “not wishing everyone to suffer” has allowed me to get married and have children. Also, as far as looks go, there’s a lot you can do to look better if you take care of yourself. But mostly it’s having a personality

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@DavidEmmerson_D The last time I had a landline was before I went to college at my parents place. I guess technically it was their landline. I’ve never had a landline. What would be the point of it.

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@RpsAgainstTrump It takes a special kind of ego, of which Musk has in abundance, to think that Harris or anyone else cares about him even a little. He manifestly does not matter

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@BadLegalTakes I’m curious who they think would be in charge of deciding what is misinformation or not. They wouldn’t be volunteering for the job would they? Somehow I get the feeling they’d like to be in charge if that office burdensome as it might be.

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@DrCharlesL This has nothing to do with COVID Aamd everything to do with a parent not parenting.

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@RonFilipkowski The guy who’s selling his pillows for 14.88? I’ll pass. I don’t give money to Nazis

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@waitmanb Russians can’t even handle Ukraine. How on earth are they going to deal with a not-so-near peer. I also wouldn’t say “battle hardened” so much as near depleted.

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@ryangrim Because according to Musk et al non-white people aren’t people and don’t have a civilization

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@lukeshand2 My favorite: “why are we doing math? This is a science class there isn’t supposed to be math”