beth

come for the obscure thoughts, stay for the nothing else

[beth @beelusk]

Checks out

[kelechi @its_kelechi]

Your last saved selfie is you on the outside and your last saved meme is you on the inside

[beth @beelusk]

If you believed Trump would accomplish any one of these things, your ability to process information is so questionable. At best you have horrible intuition or are very gullible idk

[brandon* @brndxix]

0/6 I’m crying

[beth @beelusk]

Netflix is such a corny name if you think about it ~flicks on the ‘net~ shut up

[beth @beelusk]

@sterrvy You’re doing amazing sweetie

[beth @beelusk]

My toxic trait is if you are a terrible texter or always flake on plans I give you that same energy back even though it goes against all my instincts

[beth @beelusk]

USA is having the Olympics we deserve 🥀

[Tim @trouble_man90]

Yall elected fascists because you thought they would give you a stimulus check and bring down the cost of groceries; a year later they’re telling you to limit your meals to a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a corn tortilla. Good job

[beth @beelusk]

@sterrvy @z_jiahaoz Oh most definitely

[beth @beelusk]

@sterrvy This show taught me that you can ruin so many lives and the audience’s main takeaway is that your wife is a bitch

[beth @beelusk]

@sterrvy The matching attachment issues 💞

[beth @beelusk]

My iPad sends me a notification every day on my way to work that I’ve left it at home and I think that’s beautiful

[beth @beelusk]

Why are new kinds of mascaras still being released? At some point we all have to admit every possible way you can make a mascara already exists

[beth @beelusk]

“Did you get this at hobby lobby?” -me insulting your home

[gab @kenobitrinity]

this diva

[brook 𖤐 @crimsonruinz]

crazy how half the country just lives in an alternate reality

[Stuart Stevens @stuartpstevens]

So much of Trumpism is deeply insecure men trying to act out some fantasy.

[beth @beelusk]

@sterrvy The body rolls I do when they are forced to slow down

[beth @beelusk]

The @ highlight feature in Facebook makes me want to off myself actually

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

If you look closely you can see that all the beverages already had containers

[beth @beelusk]

I mean yeah we figured

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

Hulk Hogan official cause of death revealed: WWE icon died of heart attack https://t.co/hrw3zfNW5P

[beth @beelusk]

@sterrvy Literally what