Kate The Great Who Is Also A Swamp Witch

mixennial. aries. optimist. she/her. snarkier than thou, mother of cats, lover of baths, erstwhile ne'er-do-well who now does pretty well! I'm hilarious.

[Kate The Great Who Is Also A Swamp Witch @beelzeborp]

Your pain will probably always live in some part of you. But you don't have to live in your pain.

[Kate The Great Who Is Also A Swamp Witch @beelzeborp]

I'm an incredibly tough time after my recent brain injury. I needs help to cover medical bills and daily costs while she heals. Every donation and share can make a difference in my journey to recovery. Please consider supporting me. Thank you! <3 https://t.co/jYClyvmB0o

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

This was published one year ago. Everything is right.

[Gopuff @gopuff]

If SNAP benefits pause on Nov 1, we’ve got you. Gopuff is offering $50 in free groceries (up to $10M total) for SNAP customers. Add your EBT card in-app. 💙

[Kate The Great Who Is Also A Swamp Witch @beelzeborp]

@TuckerCarlson You are not a stupid person. Yet you perpetuate stupid ideas that you must know are absolutely lunatic, and you do it gleefully. Why? I get that you're a sociopath, but why? Does it amuse you to infect Americans with ignorance and hysteria? Are you that bored?

[Kate The Great Who Is Also A Swamp Witch @beelzeborp]

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[Kate The Great Who Is Also A Swamp Witch @beelzeborp]

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[Kate The Great Who Is Also A Swamp Witch @beelzeborp]

I got Botox for my migraines, and now I look like Jack Nicholson's Joker. I got a hysterectomy and salpingo-oophorectomy and now am short a few organs. I feel like an extra in a horror movie! 😱🤣

[Kate The Great Who Is Also A Swamp Witch @beelzeborp]

@thetattoowife I feel like... you know I don't believe in god, but now I DOUBLE don't believe in god. No loving god would do this to someone who tries so hard to be a good person.

[Kate The Great Who Is Also A Swamp Witch @beelzeborp]

I found out last month that I'm allergic to bananas and also probably avocadoes. When I try to order guacamole on my Mexican food, my husband won't let me "because it could kill you." Last time I begged him to just let me die happy. He didn't go for it.

[Kate The Great Who Is Also A Swamp Witch @beelzeborp]

@thetexanist Why does Texas, which I understand to be a hellhole, have such a fantastic publication as Texas Monthly? It almost makes me want to move to Texas until I remember, no, fuck no, I don't want to move to Texas.

[Kate The Great Who Is Also A Swamp Witch @beelzeborp]

I live in a right-to-die state. Should I sue him?

[Kate The Great Who Is Also A Swamp Witch @beelzeborp]

@chimp_magnet @missmayad @arielsaysgah I just want to have space to adopt so many animals... and hire help to care for them all!

[Kate The Great Who Is Also A Swamp Witch @beelzeborp]

@chimp_magnet @ADHDForReal Is like... room temp. But room is warm.

[Amanda Palmer 🎹 @amandapalmer]

I have so many things I want to learn.

[Kate The Great Who Is Also A Swamp Witch @beelzeborp]

@thisone0verhere So grompy!